Tales from the Porkside

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Howard hates people. He lives alone on an island and enjoys his privacy. After a scientist makes a bizarre discovery, his sacred home suddenly becomes a major tourist attraction. To what lengths will Howard go to get his life back to the way it was? Special guest, Corey of the Green Book Podcast joins us in an attempt to pound out this mystery

This is Tales from the Porkside, a dark and humorous porkcast with your hosts, Corey and Patrick. Each tale is unplanned, unprepared, and most likely offensive. Strap on your seat belt before embarking on this auditory journey into a land where morals are absent and the pork is flowing.

Comedian and junk dealer Chase joins us in the studio this week to tell us about Bowels Augustine. Bowels runs Atlantic City's biggest dildo manufacturer, but his top competitor Abigail Swelter, the CEO of Shiner's Cock, hopes to change that. Abigail will not stop until Bowels' business is terminated. Will Bowels continue to provide the planet with high caliber dildos? Find out in this tantalizing episode.

This is Tales from the Porkside, a dark and humorous porkcast with your hosts, Corey and Patrick. Each tale is unplanned, unprepared, and most likely offensive. Strap on your seat belt before embarking on this auditory journey into a land where morals are absent and the pork is flowing.

If you're in the mood for more morally bankrupt material, check out Death Collective on YouTube. You'll be so sorry you did.

Ryan's back to settle a beef, and tell us the story of pastor Durango Hathaway, a Texan man of God who goes to extreme measures to get people to his church.

This is Tales from the Porkside, a dark and humorous porkcast with your hosts, Corey and Patrick. Each tale is unplanned, unprepared, and most likely offensive. Strap on your seat belt before embarking on this auditory journey into a land where morals are absent and the pork is flowing.

Our guest Pat joins us this week to tell us about his high school mentor -- the tent living, piss drinking Coach Barbisol. Will Coach be able to lead his team to victory, or will a mysterious wizard rob him of everything? Just listen to this episode for piss' sake.

This is Tales from the Porkside, a dark and humorous porkcast with your hosts, Corey and Patrick.Each tale is unplanned, unprepared, and most likely offensive. Strap on your seat belt before embarking on this auditory journey into a land where morals are absent and the pork is flowing.

This week on Tales from the Porkside, we bring you a very special Memorial Day apology episode. We haven't posted a new episode in a while, and Corey is deeply sorry. As penance, he weaves a short tale of Akk'd Deeb, a groupie for pigeon-step super group Moddley Krüe​.

In the old west, Thresher Internatio, bank robber and murderer, is on a mission to get her inheritance. The only problem is that her mother is still alive. This episode includes a special bonus -- the recipe for our favorite dish, Roached Cock.

With special guest Corey of The Green Book.

This is Tales from the Porkside, a dark and humorous porkcast with your hosts, Corey and Patrick. Each tale is unplanned, unprepared, and most likely offensive. Strap on your seat belt before embarking on this auditory journey into a land where morals are absent and the pork is flowing.

Following in his mother's footsteps, Karthus Klint assumes the role of a trucker.  He teaches himself an immoral, yet efficient technique that soon is sought after by trucking companies, and 1 angry sheriff.  One company in particular stationed in Butte, Alaska demands that he bring his arcane technology to them.  There is only one road that leads there.  Using his technology, Karthus refashions his mother's big rig and takes off.  Will he be able to reach his destination and accomplish his task before fate swallows him whole?  Find out as Karthus sets sail on the Serpent Highway in this episode of Tales from the Porkside.

This is Tales from the Porkside, a dark and humorous porkcast with your hosts, Corey and Patrick. Each tale is unplanned, unprepared, and most likely offensive. Strap on your seat belt before embarking on this auditory journey into a land where morals are absent and the pork is flowing.

Following a lawsuit over his homemade gator porn, Dork Everything employs the services of shady attorney Bracken Ross. Will bayou justice be served? Can alligators scream? Find out in this episode of Tales from the Porkside.

This is Tales from the Porkside, a dark and humorous porkcast with your hosts, Corey and Patrick. Each tale is unplanned, unprepared, and most likely offensive. Strap on your seat belt before embarking on this auditory journey into a land where morals are absent and the pork is flowing.

Unfortunately, we do not have a new episode for you this week. Patrick's pet pig, Whorayce, got out of his pen and ate him alive.

To hold you over, this is just some awful pork-ambience for you to fall asleep to. However, it can be used for anything. In Whorayce's case, this song would augment his porking stamina.