Tales from the Tinny

Was this vile treachery? Or just very well-played?

Everyone loves a slow cooked tantrum. 

"It wasn't arsey. It was just... unorthodox."

Notes on barra and the blue as the humidity rises. 

"A foot of it was hangin' out the esky!"

“Doesn’t stop for a good thousand metres. And then it keeps going.” 

“I’d go so far as to call that art.”

"If that's not love, I dunno what is."

Three kilometres of leader?

Welcome to the hall of shame.