This week on the Light Programme it’s the concluding part of Monkey Teaspoon Design Agency, read by your perennial host – Theodore Pilkington-Rhubarb. Also it’s the return of the lamentable telephone quiz – “Can you guess what it is that I’m describing?” – with eminent guests Lord Hercules (Ben Henderson) and Lady Boudicca (Tixia Henderson) of Cheam, so it’s not all good. For more about Ben and Tixia visit: https://bumpandthumper.wixsite.com/moth

What ho! The Light Programme is back with a bang! Or somesuch. This week we have another new episode of Slumbertime Stories, featuring a young lady and her first day at the Monkey Teaspoon Design Agency. Hear the thrills and spills as she tries to navigate the hot desk system, the bev-o-matic drinks dispenser and various irate primates. Also this week the first ever listener's quiz via the telephone - "Can you guess what it is that I'm describing?". Literally minutes of fun. Presented by Theodore Pilkington-Rhubarb. All music by Charlotte Savigar.

Tales of New Albion volume 1 now available -https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B06XB2QMCW

This week on the Light Programme it's a Hallowe'en Special, although it's not Hallowe'en. And it isn't all that special. Our story this week is The True Tale Of The Crown Of Imagincipation by that devil of a chap - Peter Gardiner. Read as always by the ghost of Theodore Pilkington-Rhubarb. Tunes by beelzebub's handmaiden: Charlotte Savigar. Don't go having nightmares now. Although you can if you want.

The Albion Radiophonic Corporation is, reasonably, proud to present the Best of The Light Programme 1818. When we say "Best of" we mean "most tolerated" and by that we mean "received the least complaints". Featuring contributions from Mrs. Twomble, Dame Dilemna-Spaniels, Lady Boudicca and Lord Hercules of Cheam, Mayor Flange of Treacle Dripping and music by Charlotte Savigar and the New Albion Synthetic Orchestra. To contact the team who put the show together send a SAE to [email protected]

In the last episode of the current series, we have another (unsuccessful) attempt at the feature: Listener's Telephone In followed by the very final part of Tales Of New Albion - Volume One. This time it's In The Shadow Of The Moon (chapter 1) part 2 or some such. Toodle pip for now dear listeners. All music by Charlotte Savigar, once again. Why not let us know what you think of this podcast series, email the show at: [email protected] with your thoughts.

Ahoy hoy! The Light Programme returns with your host Theodore Pilkington-Rhubarb. This show features a first for the Albion Radiophonic Corporation - a live "Listener Telephone In". What could possibly go wrong? All music by Charlotte Savigar.

Here is the next edition of the ARC Light Programme. This week sees the return of the not entirely unpopular Shipping Forecast, now with 105% more accuracy. Accompanying this vital public service broadcast is part 2 of In The Shadow Of The Moon (chapter 3) read once again by Theodore Pilkington-Rhubarb. Music is by Charlotte Savigar as always and the Shipping Forecast is written and performed by Frog Morris.

Right, hold on to your hats, it's time for the ARC Light Programme once again. This week we are delighted to bring you the first part of chapter 3 of a 3 parter with, as of yet, no sign of chapter 1. Well I'm sure it will turn up. Also this week we have the profound musings of Mayor Flange of Treacle Dripping. The show is hosted once again by Theodore Pilkington-Rhubarb and all the music is by Charlotte Savigar.

Yes indeedy-deedy, it's time for the ARC Light Programme once again. This week in a packed programme we bring you another of our deeply profound Musings Of The Moment, by regular contributor Dame Hildebrand Dilemna-Spaniels (played by Emma King). Then, as always, there is another story from the Tales Of New Albion series, and this week it's the 2nd part of a three parter called In The Shadow Of The Moon, part 3 is next and then part 1. Confusing? Yes, oh well such is life.

The ARC Light Programme returns once again like the proverbial bad penny with your host Theodore Pilkington-Rhubarb. On this weeks show is another Musing of the Moment, this time from Cap'n Frogulous Bottom-Barnacles (played by Frog Morris) and the conclusion to the rip-roaring desert adventure. Music, as always, by Charlotte Savigar.