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Jamie refuses to let someone pass because they tried to

Jamie's dad is not allowed to drive a Tesla

Ian's a terrible driver and makes people sick

Gen Z and Boomers equally do not know how to use a computer

Jamie discusses Lily Allen's receipt dress on her new tour in the wake of her ex cheating on her

Jamie wants to be old-timey cat called 

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Warning: this is a very Jamie-heavy episode 

Ian loves tall women and also most things

Jamie is confused by d*ck piercings

Personal Petty: Jamie does not like being told what to do if she already knows what to do 

Ian finds Jamie boring and yawns in her face 

Pop Petty: A movie lover's ex ruins his Music Box experience, but he respects her move 

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Ian and Jamie talk about dating...or not dating, gaslighting, and the ick

Jamie's mom puts shoes out of reach when they are not properly stored in the house

Jamie tries to explain reality TV to Ian who refuses to actively listen

Also, Pretty Little Liars and Love Island

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Season 4 features Jamie's good friend and silly boy Ian Michael!
Ian gets called ugly by a "friend," but also truly cannot tell a linear story...so good luck
Jamie recounts Traitors US drama, including accurately guessing who won and why

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For the final episode of Season 3 feat. Seth Lawrence, Jamie forgot how to frame and light herself. 

In this episode, we discuss:

Quirky vs. mentally ill

Why Jamie shouldn't riff during teaching 

The rivalry between two open mic spaces (and their hosts) in Los Angeles 

Jamie's students don't know how to form a straight line 

The pettiness of Prop 50 in CA

Who should be President and why

Jamie accidentally teases a story she realizes she should tell next season 

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Jamie and Seth discuss aggression and whether or not Jamie is aggressive

Jamie shares why she refuses to call her BFF by a new name 

Seth gives the scoop on LA comedy petty drama; hint: it's all about Slotted 

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Jamie learns Seth's secret to getting tan
Seth HATES Apple products 
Is there a downside to petty?
Seth speeds because he's impatient, but when his wife asked him to slow down, he did but ONLY because she was nagging him and he wanted to make a point...
...so Seth is giving his wife what she wants but for the wrong reasons
Jamie and Seth discuss whatever accent makes people pronounce "i" as "e" and "ing" as "een" 
Seth breaks the news that Mormon housewife Taylor Frankie Paul will be the new Bachelorette and Jamie is EXCITED
Jamie and Seth are going to make their own wine using Seth's grapevine and get Seth drunk - Mormon legally!
A woman takes out an ad in a newspaper to publicly shame her ex for cheating, and J&S are inspired 

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Season 3 Episode 9

Seth owes Jamie banana chocolate chip pancakes

Jamie felt attacked when a woman asked her if she "writes stuff down" and Seth believes it was because Jamie was jealous of her

Jamie's friend Amy believes Florida has it coming 

Jamie is implementing logical consequences in her second grade classroom

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*The mics didn't record at all and Jamie's video is wispy for some reason*

Seth tries to get Jamie worked up (it isn't difficult) 

Seth quit piano and took up alto sax to spite his dad, but is now married to someone who hates the alto sax

Jamie is getting bullied on her TikTok, but you can't hurt her because her dad has been preparing her for your judgment her whole life

A man bought the house next to his ex and built a middle finger statue that faces her window - this raises a lot of questions for Jamie 

Jamie loved Hannah Gadsby's Nanette, but Seth gives a rundown of his feelings on why it was not that good

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Seth and Jamie couldn't record this week, so please enjoy some fun snippets from Season 2! 

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