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Jamie and Seth ponder the fallacy of formal, traditional education (even though she teaches second grade)
What careers will still exist in 5 years?
Why aren't there Mormon elementary schools?
The fact that bimonthly means both twice a month and every other month is outrageous
Seth's wife hates group chats and will purposely destroy them 
Circumcised or uncircumcised?
CEO of IHOP gets back at Applebee's CEO for refusing to promote her - we love a woman who uses her power to get even with a man who has wronged her
Seth has no eyebrows

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Seth explains the difference between side bar and side note
Seth thinks Sixt rental company is petty - not scammy - after his trip to Denmark 
Jamie and Seth do not believe in speeding ticket cameras - if you want to give them a ticket, catch them 
The speed-by-lane on a multi-lane road is a gradient 
Jamie shares urban legend from her time growing up in LA
Seth ponders the existence of "rural legends"
Trump fired Dr. McEntarfer of the Bureau of Labor Statistics because he didn't like the results of her jobs report (spoiler, there are no jobs) 
Seth explains how the economy is all made up anyway 
Jamie and Seth fantasize about Truman Show-ing Trump

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Seth remains problematic

Jamie's friend from college worked as a server and used to lick the spoons of rude diners...which means Jamie was right all along about the behavior of waitstaff behind the scenes

Jamie once hurt the feelings of a server at The Daily Grill, but it was AN ACCIDENT...which means Jamie should not have been trying to flirt 

Everybody should have to work in the service industry for a year before college 

Jamie's friend from work doesn't feel bad for Florida 

Seth and Jamie wonder the appeal of football and/or UFC 

Jamie loves rugby players - bring it to the US

It takes Jamie 5x longer to edit because she's always trying to save Seth from cancellation

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Jamie's can't swallow pills

Seth's house is in his name even though his wife makes the money because patriarchy

Jamie almost had a baby with her ex who cheated on her and he was digging his heels in about the baby having his last name.  Fair or unfair? 

Seth gets petty with a mailman. Was this mailman just trying to do his job or was he being lazy?

Violins are sensitive

Do mailmen get blamed for lost mail?  Or the post office in general?

Vermont man gets rejected for work permits so he builds a giant middle finger statue directed at town officials. Read more here: https://nypost.com/2018/12/12/man-builds-a-giant-middle-finger-statue-to-flip-off-town-officials/

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Jamie can't stop talking about IVF

Seth's kids have a bleeding disorder

Seth explains the benefits of Dad Bods 

Jamie and her best friend's relationship is built on pettiness and a need to prove the other wrong 

Jamie went to a strip club with friends and it's not for her

Seth takes it back for Pop Petty by walking us through the feud between Ja Rule and 50 Cent - special shoutout to Groupon's involvement 

Turns out 50 Cent has beef with lots of people 

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Jamie is a drunk girl trying to be flirty

Jamie refuses to tell people she’s fine 

Seth’s daughter does not share and he questions where the parenting happens

The octopus is petty so don’t f* with them

Seth is intimidated by how smart the octopus is

Jamie and Seth are afraid of the sea

Dolphins and sea lions save people’s lives in the wild 

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Starting off season 3 with Seth trying to rush through the episode - clearly since he showed up in basketball shorts and flip flops

Jamie and Seth discuss Paul Rudd (Sexiest Man Alive) and the science of attraction

Jamie explains Jewish Geography 

Jamie let her friend’s puppy eat his slippers 

Seth’s only pop culture knowledge is political and his favorite current happening is the Tr*mp/El*n feud

Jamie and Seth discuss The America Party

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Last episode of Season 2!

Seth mansplains mascots to Jamie
Seth demands to be asked, "What does petty mean to you?"
Seth's family friend has trouble with their son
Getting a Tesla towed is petty and correct 
Seth queries Jamie about how reality TV heroes vs villains 
Jamie loves reality TV
Seth stands up for Mormons

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Does pettiness make the world go round? Let us know your thoughts!

Jamie's afraid of nutcrackers and her BFF bullies her 

Seth has issues with actors who do standup

Seth has a Dry Bar special

People can be petty for good - MacKenzie Scott is proof of that

Is the Cold War petty?  Or just competitive?

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Seth Lawrence is filling in for Joey to finish out Season 2

Seth thinks Jamie is a genius based on her TV choices

Jamie loves hipsters, but they don't love her

Seth is still figuring out his petty; he thinks using solar panels is a personal punishment to utility companies

Seth explains that Tr*mp wanting to annex Canada is revenge for losing the last election

Jamie considers moving to another country

Jamie and Seth discuss IVF 

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