We've got NFTs, MMA, stolen cars, random violence... what more does a good news program really need?  Also, this week Joe takes a poll on Arby's foods.

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Derrick Lewis beats thief

Man asleep in back of stolen truck

Fire baseball

Ice crashes through Florida roof

Pacman crop circle

Alien Autopsy NFT

Tesla Roadsters will have a flight option

World Record Jet Suit

Man installs DIY speed bumps

Samoa’s first female PM locked out of parliament 

North Korea bans mullets

German cocaine thrown in trash

Man busted by cheese pic

Arby’s potato cakes discontinued

Man falls through Subway celling

Woman masturbates in multiple strangers cars

Missing man’s body found in dinosaur statue

Car crashes through houses roof

Man has nose bitten off over spilled drink

Kids annoy bus hi-jacker

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     Everyone knows that one year from today is the 125th anniversary of the classic novel, Bram Stoker's Dracula.  Now everyone knows that the word for that is quasquicentennial.   This episode is also about vampires and other lore associated with blood-sucking fiends.

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    We've got butt stories, we've got pee stories, we've got the stupidest news around!  This week's news had a meatdown, as well as some booty violence... how can ya beat that?

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Wild boars steal groceries

Loose tiger in Houston

Cobain hair goes for $14,000

Family hairloom donated to charity

Woman kills her husband with her ass

Man dumps pee bucket on fiancé

Woman gets beat with 10 lb. meat log

Couple is chained together until wedding

Target stops selling Pokemon cards

UAV World Record

Plane’s parachute saves the day 

UK weed operation shut down

Mammals butts can breathe

Buttf***er 3000

Raining blood in woman’s apartment 

Company gives masturbation breaks

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Do you like video games? The guys at TS2M love them, and this episode is largely about said love for video games.

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Florida never disappoints the TS2M crew when it comes to stupid news, and this week was no  exception.   The Domino's Pizza Noid is back, perhaps it can avoid being canceled this time.
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Florida man steals two cop cars

Instagram girl infiltrates highschool

Eating rotten meat to get high 

Long orders at Starbucks 

Woman selling cocaine

Bodies used to build coral reefs

DWI Dude

Lightning shoots concrete

Woman watches her house burn 

Pizza vending machine

Return of the Noid!

Faces of Death Remake 

German woman fakes death 

Woman fakes boyfriends death to trick his mistress 

Man in latex mask robs people

Pitchers hand stolen

Skynyrd memorabilia stolen

Kurt Cobain hair

Bakery gives away cookies with thiefs face on them

4 year old order 51 boxes of ice cream on Amazon

World Record for climbing Everest

Yellowsnow Resort

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This episode reveals that the TS2M crew are not really interested in sports.   Ok, well some of them are alright (curling), but there are some absolutely ridiculous ones that we can't believe exist, like combat juggling.

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There was a stink that made the NEWSa about a neighbor building a crappy fence, as well as a border dispute between two neighboring European countries.  Space aged wine is now a thing, oh and Joe compares the world changing around him to dubstep.
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Man busted smuggling 35 finches

Vietnam money returned

Baby born on airplane

Joe Jonas helping hand

Poop scooping contest

Space wine

Lost ring and wallet in trash

Pizza man paints street

Penis potholes

Belgian farmer moves border

World Record of Warcraft

Ruin Days is sued for ruining days

Pornographic literature in lending library

Pastor curses members

Mummified cult leader

Kid Rock’sBig Ass Poop Saloon

Robber wants nuggets, settles for breakfast

Woman calls of marriage because groom is too stupid

Yahoo! Answers died

Poop wall

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This week  the guys bring some funny stories about people they've seen and met throughout the years.  Serving the public for most of their lives, Joe and Justin have seen quite a few stupid people, Peter may have been one of them.

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     This week's NEWSa had Joe baffled with more NFT madness, leaving him more confused than ever.  There were a couple world records to speak of, a couple of grown women acting a fool, and some organized silliness from Joshs around the world!
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Late VHS leads to felony 

Uber drives into canal

Hand grenade in the field

CNC Penis Factory

Payed for 15 years without going to work 

UPS driver helps kid

Disaster girl NFT

Mad Dog Jones Replicator 

Woman stalks officer who arrested her for stalking 

Pennies in plane engine for good luck

French cave camping

World Record hoe balancing

Gronk catches world's longest pass 

Teacher gets busted with cocaine in her desk

Drunk woman offers strangers lap dances

Chewbacca suspect in stabbing 

Turtle flies through windshield 

Connor McGregor buy pub to ban patron

Saudi man send Tik Tok videos from Mars

Indian couple moves 18 times in 3 years 

Josh Fight

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Were you afraid of getting a haircut as a kid?  The first time for anything can be scary, or at least intimidating.  This week's discussion revolves around how different things are nowadays compared to when the TS2M guys were kids.

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