This is our first episode of our news program, LalapaNEWSa! We find the stupidest news of all the world and bring it to you every Friday. Sometimes we get things wrong, and that's why we include links to all of our stories. Note: no politics or religion on TS2M!
Ambulance Jack in the Box
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/texas-ambulance-thief-caught-712309
Jerry Was a Cake Car Driver
https://www.clarkcountytoday.com/business/michael-andretti-a-car-made-of-cake-and-a-grand-opening-at-ilani/
Dukes of Southwest
https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2020/09/17/driver-arrested-after-jumping-over-drawbridge-on-detroits-west-side/
Chucky Amber Alert
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/texas-amber-alert-chucky-doll-son-glenn-childs-play_n_6014fc59c5b653f644d3ed7a
“Halloween House” Arson
https://www.poughkeepsiejournal.com/story/news/local/2021/01/14/poughkeepsie-house-fire-route-44-south-clinton-street/4156148001/
“Say Goodbye to Your Truck!”
https://wgntv.com/news/truck-hits-long-grove-bridge-again/
Dumb Criminal - Thief Shoots Himself
https://wpta21.com/2021/01/18/attempted-home-break-in-caught-on-doorbell-camera-one-suspects-shoots-himself-in-leg/
Hollyboob!
https://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2021/02/01/hollywood-sign-hollyboob/
Hotel de Meth
https://www.oddee.com/meth-lab-run-out-of-hotel-room-56829/
Dyatlov Pass Frozen
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/frozen-dyatlov-pass_n_601b1b82c5b62bf30753dc2f
Your C**k Is Mine, Now
https://www.vice.com/en/article/m7apnn/your-cock-is-mine-now-hacker-locks-internet-connected-chastity-cage-demands-ransom
Cacti Concealer
https://www.mpi.govt.nz/news/media-releases/cactus-smuggler-sentenced-for-importing-illegal-plants/
Mushroom Blood
https://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/man-injected-magic-mushrooms-into-his-veins-and-they-started-to-grow-in-his-blood/
Science Solves Ancient Mystery of Wombat Poop
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/wombat-poop-cubes-why_n
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