Elizabeth, Phoebe and Mom talk to Dad about Phoebe’s college visits, Maisy’s new trick, and the family vacation.  Dad talks about the retirement of his favorite drink, Coke Zero.  The podcast veers off into discussions of weird pronunciations of words and when they took Tae Kwon Do when the girls were young.  Dad shares his theory about why The Emoji Movie might be more popular, especially among young kids, if it’s truly terrible.  Elizabeth talks about watching a Maximum Ride movie on Netflix, and Dad and Mom talk about going to see Valerian.  The podcast discusses the edible cookie dough food trend.  In the News, there’s a story about cobras into the US in potato chip cans, a newspaper that issued corrections claiming that hot dogs aren’t sandwiches, a “hamburger straw” food trend in Japan, and a boy who fell and discovered a million-year-old fossil.  In Treat Yourself, the podcast samples some treats bought during their road trip: Sweet Fire Sriracha Cotton Candy and Dipping Dots gumballs.

Will, Henry and Mom talk about how Mom’s Coke is a Diet Dr. Pepper, the movie Spider-Man Homecoming, and the family’s upcoming car trip/vacation.  In the News, there’s a story about an alarm clock that was stuck inside a family’s wall for 13 years, a teenager in Canada who was arrested for throwing a slice of pizza at someone, a public restroom in China that uses facial recognition to ration toilet paper, and a hamster with a strange problem.  Dad shares a story about Florida Man and Florida Woman who did something amazing this time: organized a human chain to save a family from drowning off the beach in Panama City.  Dad shares some funny audio moments from the podcast with Fun with Sound Clips. Finally, the boys, Mom and Dad try new editions (Flavor of New York, California and Texas) of Hershey’s candy bars in Treat Yourself: a New York Cherry Cheesecake Hershey’s bar, a California Strawberry Kit Kat and a Texas BBQ Payday bar.

Elizabeth and Phoebe talk to dad about Dr. Pepper, food service job stories, and the strange dreams that Dad’s been having lately.  In the News, there’s a story about a home in Thousand Oaks, California that housed lots of alligators and venomous snakes, a Kenyan runner in Maine that outran a couple of charging bears, a cat costume world record, and a company with the terrible idea of marketing snortable cocoa.  Dad gives the girls a Dad Quiz based on the Twitter hashtag #explainafilmplotbadly. Elizabeth introduces a new segment Mystery Movie Minute in which the girls have to describe a movie from Dad’s childhood that they’ve never seen, based only on the movie’s title.  Finally, in Treat Yourself, the girls and Dad try a Milka Oreo Big Crunch Bar.

Henry, Will and Mom talk to Dad about the fact that more people are starting to listen to the podcast, the unusually nice weather, and Maisy the dog’s weird habit of napping in the shoe basket.  In the News, there’s a story about a Belgian company that is marketing crickets for food.  Florida Man makes a reappearance for being caught stealing a forklift, again, and for wearing riot gear to remove an iguana from his toilet.  Joey Chestnut sets a new record by eating 72 hot dogs in 10 minutes at the July 4 competition in Coney Island.  Mom leads the podcast in a round of “Would You Rather?”, then the group plays a round of One Word Story.  Finally, the podcast samples some snacks from Five Below for Treat Yourself: Hello Kitty and Rainbow Dash Soda and Candy Mini Pizza.

Will and Elizabeth talk to dad.  Will talks about a snake he saw on the way to get ice cream.  Elizabeth has a special announcement about TTD D&D, special podcasts to feature Dungeons & Dragons.  In the news, there’s a story about a woman who threw coins into a jet engine for good luck, the world’s biggest fidget spinner, the world’s ugliest dog, and a woman who fought off an attack from a rabid bobcat with help from her dogs.  The podcast welcomes a call from listeners Luke, Elizabeth and Emily, and the whole group plays a round of Either/Or.  William, Elizabeth, Henry and Dad take the ultimate Harry Potter house sorting quiz to see which Hogwart’s house they belong in.  Finally, the family tries some Icee and Slush Puppy candy for Treat Yourself.

Phoebe and Mom talk to Dad about their experiences at Girl’s Camp in Arkansas.  In the news, Dad reads a story about artificial intelligences inventing their own language, Mom reads stories about a rabid raccoon attack and the sentencing of a man who robbed a bank to escape his wife, and Phoebe talks about how Michael Phelps will race a great white shark for Shark Week.  Phoebe, Mom and Dad take a quiz to see what generation their parenting style is.  Finally, the podcast tries strange flavors of Pop Tarts for Treat Yourself.

Elizabeth and Henry talk to Dad about being the only family in the house, Maisy the Boston Terrier’s war with the mockingbirds, and Henry’s Lego fidget cube.  In the news, there’s a story about baking bread in space, a woman who called 911 because the drive-thru was slow with her McNuggets, and Florida man who stole an amazing amount of things by stuffing them down his pants.  There’s also a bobcat story.  The podcast discusses the birth of a new family inside joke about the word “nostalgia.” There’s a Dad Quiz about how picky of an eater each of the podcast participants is, and finally, for Treat Yourself, everyone tries a mixed soda creation from Henry called “firework soda,” as well as some passionfruit.

Will and Henry talk to Dad on the podcast’s 1 year anniversary.  Dad talks about the top five things he’s liked about doing the podcast.  William talks about all the movies and TV shows coming in the fall that he’s looking forward to, including the new Thor movie, Stranger Things season 2, and a new season of The Flash.  William also talks about practicing swimming so he can pass the camp swim test. In the News, there’s a story about a mom who pulled out two of her son’s teeth in a Walmart restroom, a dog that warns his family about the scary parts of horror movies, and a new world record for the most presses of a single piano key in a minute.  The boys and Dad play a round of Either/Or. Finally, the podcast samples some Persian treats from a Middle Eastern grocery store.

Phoebe, Elizabeth and Mom talk to Dad about ’80s movies and the end of the school year.  Phoebe shares a story about Maisy the Boston terrier’s misadventures with the shoe basket.  Everyone talks about how they don’t really love scary movies, but they do like reading plot summaries of horror movies.  Mom talks about the scariest thing she’s ever read and the scariest movie she’s ever watched.  Dad and Phoebe talk about their trip to Austin, including the story of bold Texan woman Angelina Eberly and a graffiti proposal.  In the News, there’s a story from Japan about “naked school” classes being offered to get young people to visit their neighborhood bathhouses.  Mom shares a story about a man who is trying to defend his robbery charge by arguing that he’s a clown.  Phoebe reads a news story about a woman who made a dress out of 10,000 Starburst wrappers.  Elizabeth talks about Google Trends’ most commonly misspelled words in each state.  Mom, Dad, Elizabeth and Phoebe take an online survey to determine how Millennial they are. Finally, the family samples some Hostess frozen treats (Ding Dongs and Snowballs) for Treat Yourself.

Elizabeth and Will talk to Dad about their fenceless yard, and Maisy the Boston terrier’s disappearing act.  Will tells dad about Geometry Dash.  In the News, Dad talks about how Stan Lee is not just a cameo, but a character in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.  There’s a story about a rat cafe in San Francisco, which leads to a discussion of ticklish rats, gorillas and orangutans that like magic tricks, and spiders.  Elizabeth shares a story about a Texas man who proposed to his girlfriend in front of a tornado.  The family plays a round of Either/Or and discuss fidget spinners, crossword puzzles, 7-Up, and pajama pants.  Will, Elizabeth and Dad discuss a Chuck Klosterman hypothetical about two different movie versions of your life.  Finally, for Treat Yourself, the podcast samples “Flavor of Florida Filled Twizzlers,” licorice flavored like orange cream pops and key lime pie.