Nick, Kayla and Micheala align their moon chakras this week as they are joined in the studio by returning guest Berta. We dig our heels in and get way out in the weeds about stuff we don't believe in and if your pineal gland isn't fully decalcified we might just blind your third eye.

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We are fucking dorks that deserve to get pushed into lockers for this one. This episode we spend more time than I would enjoy talking about some vampire bullshit. We also learn Michaela apparently went to school with author L.A. Green

Speaking of authors, we reference a metric ton of books in this episode from Crank to Hush Now. A Jason Statham inpression fails to fly with the crew and a whole lot of shit talking about Fred Armisen got edited out. All this and more on this episode of Talking about White Women with White Women

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We are back in the studio this week after a small break to welcome Michaela and Marc to the show and to speak ad infinitum about Willem Dafoe, possibly the best actor ever. If you don't have a special place in your heart for the Green Goblin then I advise you to assess your priorities and stop masturbating so much.

There's also talk about the magic and mana of jewelry. The ladies spend a large amount of the show gendering god and we are forced to bridge the connective tissue of the ALMIGHTY universe. Perk up your ears and jam this puppy up in it y'all!

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Back again from a lil time off we hit the studio HOARD today fam, with genuine fam in the studio. Nick and Kayla are graced by the presence of the Grand Poobah herself, Momma Popwell. A local catastrophe finds Mistress Ting Ting in our purview and we seize the moment to cast doubt on the parental abilities of mothers, harp on fantasy, and lust over hot black men as the show is want to do

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 Stay hydrated people! This episode we are joined by first time guest Isabelle to put a touch of fear into our day to day. She reminds us that though we may relish every day we live in the constant wake of shooting calcium deposits from our collective urethras. We move on to other topics eventually but we wanna use all this flavor text to tell people to drink your distilled water every day!

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We are back in the studios this week with a treat for you nerds still subscribed. Resident Rusky Sasha joins Nick, Kayla, and Michaela in the house of whippet for reflections on near microscopic villages. We also decide that we prefer our stolen liquor shaken and I spend more time than I would like explaining the nuances of the stupidity of Holocaust denial. 

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Friend of the show Coral Lynn drops by the house of Whippet to discuss whats been watching us, the ennui of modern grandeur, and salad. This episode is mostly about salad. 

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We are running on a skelebone crew this week at Fat Whippet as Nick and Kayla are joined by lone wolf Michaela to talk about the anatomy of a doink, our recent change ups in employment, and who the hell is listening to this show anyway?

Berta and Michaela stop in to talk with Nick and Kayla about how Kim Possible was a total snatch, sleeping with dudes named Michael, and getting takesied backsied upon. 

Bristol and Amber return after a brief break to discuss Shnakes and Shpoidahs in the house of Whippet. We deal with issues such as being broken up with by stone cold killers and a low level microphone rumble that keeps me up at night. We continue to reference the non-defunct facebook group and overall achieve our goal of almost wasting your time. It feels good to be back baby!