Berta returns from America's middle to sit in the middle between Michaela and Kayla here at Fat Whippet. Kayla almost dies haggling with a paramedic and we try to raise UTI awareness via snailmail campaign. The jynx is strong in this episode and we try to not talk about food too much this time.

As always if you are a white woman or have stories about them email us at [email protected] or call in at 424 DAT GIRL to tell us how we can better defend ourselves

Bristol bops in on Kayla and Nick at Fat Whippet to get into the heart of what scares white women. Lots of ammo in the coming war for femininity in this one as we learn women are afraid of clowns and spiders crawling into people's ears. We then agree to not fuck with Jumanji drama and speculate on our rampant alcoholism taking the form of puking and soiling ourselves.

As usual if you have any white women stories or you wanna tell us how we can get ourselves off this devastating life path then hit us up at (424) DAT GIRL  or email us at [email protected]

The Sultry Sisters of Sourdough, Bristol and Amber, return to discuss their terrible dating habits, the hunt for the pissing bandits, and what it means to be slammed with an early morning something or other

The sister's Rowe boop into the Fat Whippet house to join semi-regular guest Gristol Brandy to discuss cannabalism in the modern age and how to Witness Jehova

Haley returns from her journey into the heart of South America to tell us about her friend's droopy ass and her obsession with Harry Styles. Meanwhile, Kayla teases a story about pissing herself while recounting the tale of how Machine Gun Kelly and her grandparents conspired to take away her childhood. If you have any failed concert stories feel free to hit us up on the phone or at our email, otherwise the white women win!

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Berta and Kayla enter Fat Whippet to discuss the violence of youth, the life trajectory of Steel Reserve beer, and Tupac holograms coming for you and your innocence. Make sure to wink us on Scrumbler or whatever social media platform you post your exes nudes at

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Here we gather under a Whippet moon to pay tithing of clit and dick to the Fatmother up above. Berta and Kayla give their take on the elusive peanut butter and jelly sandwich. We discuss the difficulties of raising a secret other family and Kayla peels back the curtain on her time as a gun running cigar chomping Lord of the Spice. If you or anyone you know is indulging in K2 slap that trash out of their hands right now and put a fresh glass of this podcast in its stead. 

Three clits and a dick gather in the House of Whippet to settle the score on cereal, sleep paralysis, and Shark Boy. New guests to the show Bristol and Berta join Kayla and I to give us their take on the white woman experience. Bristol's engaging story about how an Uber stole her blueberries is dashed to the side as Berta gives her take on justice. We may not answer any of your questions but if we do we are sorry and that isn't our intent. If we've apologized to you in the past we aren't sorry and we never were 

Haley stops into Fat Whippet to discuss her breakfast, her upcoming travels, being a white woman abroad, and the risk of being grabbed by the ghoulies.

We figure out why 6 or more white women is an intimidating prospect and everyone gets way too high and angry at Bronies and Juggalos.

We also forget to plug the show phone number (424) DAT GIRL where you can call in and tell us how stupid you think our faces are. 

For our first episode Amber May and Kayla Pops Whales make it into Fat Whippet studios to discuss what it means to be white women with frosted tips, leg hair, and porcupines. We figure out if bones are a necessary component for the female experience and Amber looks for mids if anyone knows where to find em'