Learn how to become a sommelier of Fine Water, how putting an egg on anything makes it a breakfast food and about the disappointing scientific discovery that all space blackholes actually lead to this one cafe in Chelmer

Learn how to talk to absolutely anyone, why to invest in EB Games and how a siamese-twin folk duo is the last remaining piece of the pop music jigsaw

Learn how male gambling addictions are fixing the gender pay gap, why not to trust people with beards even if they're telling the factual truth, and why language barriers are impeding the UN's campaign to end the global cultivation and sale of pepitas

Learn about Brisbane's dark underbelly of fedora sex parties, how political punk bands went broke during Obama's 8-year presidency, and an effective but highly illegal way of removing bush turkeys from your garden.

Learn about the dangers of vision boards, how Jim's Mowing was rumoured to be a member of Bristol-based trip hop group Massive Attack and the grade 12 art project behind Brisbane Broncos' terrible form last footy season.

Learn how to consciously uncouple so well you get back together with your almost-ex, why there is so much penis in European cinema and why Mechanic Steve tips a bit of his beer out before drinking it.

Learn about SlowCookerCam (the innovative new start-me-up start up company funded by the Rolling Stones) and the perils of sharehousing with Michael Klim and hear some live music from Liam Morton and Daisy.

Learn about the #CliffRichardsaythanks viral movement, the subtle differences between boot bol and spag bol, and why elevator small-talk should be in acronyms to save effort.

Learn how Tasmanian Tigers incessantly howling Kylie Minogue hits may have contributed to their man-made extinction, how an underbelly of ska musicians are playing the government and politicians like master trumpeteers and some bad business ideas involving cucumber glasses and putting XXXXL t-shirt 'billboards' on big people

Learn how ABC staff are staying back at work to make deep-fake sex tapes using Karl Marx's face, how the pursuit of a standout online dating profile is contributing to orphan trafficking in third world countries and the best way to spend 24 hours in London during coronavirus lockdown!