Learn about the art of looting, the surprisingly easy way to get a plaque in Brunswick Mall and the similarities between coronavirus and the hickey on your wife's neck that your brother gave her

Learn why never to kick a fairy nest, how to say thank you like a wuss to balance out the aggressive ringing of a bike bell and how traumatic childhood memories of civil war could be the secret to making your GPS school first XV

Learn why never to take a sick day, how to break up with someone and shoo off a telemarketer with the same line, and nothing about dressage.

The Trivia Special!

Learn the one simple trick to get into the Berghein (bring your ID), whether deaf people can be schizophrenic and how you're not really polite until you send a personal thank you card to each person who likes your Facebook profile pic.

Learn about UQ Law Revue 2019, the similarities between marriage and sneezes and the Tinder line that works every time.

Learn how the Poles meddled with the Australian election, when to invest in property based on the strictness of nightclub dress codes and how to subtly let people know you're in Bali by posting a Facebook status wondering if anyone knows of a good masseuse there

Learn about the enigmatic 'Pumpkin Man' of Indooroopilly and his nasty habit of self-pleasuring at busy intersections, why you should ensure you don't make a lady cry if she is the wife of a professional shooter from Perth nicknamed Psycho, and whether it's possible to not be a wanker if you describe your occupation as 'freelance barista'

Learn why Prince Philip was really driving that night (pasta addiction), who the 'Fortitude Valley Vigilante' is, and how to make real money by being the drummer in a comedy band.

Learn about the real Roger Federer they don't show you on primetime television, the hilarious misunderstandings that ensue from having a rural property named 'Cronulla', and how to turn ordinary foods into super foods.