It's spit-ROASTING hot in Istanbul but whatever you do: don't confuse your Turks and your Arabs. This week's show is fuller than an NHS dentist's waiting list.

Find out why the ladies love Milk Tray and how to behave when you accidentally find yourself at a swinger's party with only a box of chocolates and a pair of hiking boots to spare your blushes.

Tune in for all this and more on this week’s episode of the Blackmilkshake Comedy Pubast! 

Key Segments and Highlights:

1. The Chinese Year of the Black Milkshake – Dive into the show with Jorma and Ray’s humorous introduction from their local pub.

2. Döner Kebab vs. Shawarma – A comical debate on the names of Middle Eastern sandwiches and a hilarious song by “Two Jews''.

3. Celebrity True or False – Uncover the truth behind Hugh Hefner’s jet in this fun quiz segment.

4. SKETCH: The Accidental Swinger's party: Written and directed by Jorma Kirkko. Starring: Tim Hallam, Jamie Murphy, Joan O'Ruairc and Jorma Kirkko

5 . Kelvin Spacey’s Istanbul Lads’ Night Out – Kelvin Spacey’s plans for a wild lads' night in Istanbul.

6. Toe Wrestling World Championship Update – Celebrate Ben “ToeTal Destruction” Woodroffe’s victory and learn about the unique sport of toe wrestling.

7. End Credits

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The latest gigglesome installment of Blackmilkshake gives us an exclusive insight into James Corden's private life: his Norwegian dream, mashed potato scandal and the dangers of doing a Zoom call while idly watching adult cinema

We'll also get a sneak preview of BK's latest ad for their new Walloper burger and explore why Bugger King's advertising is all based on being 'slightly better than McDonalds', while discussing cockroaches, 80's rock, what Bill said to Monica in 1997 and why facial hair is more than just a fashion choice in Turkey and more shits and giggles than you could wave a stick at.

Good Skills!

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May the mirth continue!

Mission Improbable star, Tom CBruise drops in to discuss flying carpet sellers, aliens, psychiatology, why Turkish women are a good catch and ends up meeting an unlikely champion of women's rights when he tells an Aussie interviewer to put his manners back in.

Meanwhile. Honzie, the world-famous astrolomer predicts a 'sex month' for Leo-Vertigos and gives inside tips on horse-race fixing and how to do a spit-roast with two pieces of meat and Ray quizzes a clueless Jorma about the difference between Barbie and blow-up dolls.

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In the latest hilarious episode of Blackmilkshake, Jorma and Honzie discuss the seductive powers of their new vehicle AKA the MILF Machine, and Donald Trump finds he can vote for himself from the desert island, if only he can listen to Chris, his talking dog long enough not to vote DeSantis.

Meanwhile Honzie explains the romantic values of smoking Dagga while we receive Breaking News about a team of illegal bra-fitters who were chased by a have-a-go hero half naked priest.

All this and more. Giggles is good for you.

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Ever wanted to know how not to offend a Turkish person and why 31 is such a controversial number in Turkish?

Arnold Schwarzenegger drops in to discuss family life and recent legal battles, while Kelvin Sbacey promotes his new charity for men's mental health and Rhianna runs naked through a farmer's field.

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Pour yourself a G+T, slap on the sunscreen and join us and the best of the guests for a sizzling summer special episode of laughter and captivating stories!

First up is comedian Bob Hennigan, who takes us on a wild ride discussing speeding fines and the art of getting pissed off in a Post Office and needing a poo.

The feasty feisty author and Editor Morag Prunty joins us, bringing tales of romance with Take That and her autobiographical play, "Am I Irish Yet?" about being a part of the Irish diaspora.

Children's writer and illustrator Jonathan Heilig takes the stage, sharing his journey of fame (but not fortune) in Turkey and his unconventional opinions on Dominos Pizza belches.

Travel writer Lisa Morrow shatters clichés about East vs West stereotypes about Turkey. Discover a whole new side of this beautiful country through her eyes.

And, comedian Christina McMahon will make your funny bone itch with her viral comedy song and how she method acted in front of the whole cast and crew on Ireland's Got Talent and really got up Louis Walsh's nose.

Last but not least, World Champion Toe Wrestler Toetal-Destruction enlightens us on the inclusive nature of his sport and provides insights on dealing with foot fetishists. It's a toe-tapping adventure you won't want to miss!

Sit back, relax, and enjoy this captivating summer special with our incredible lineup of guests. Get ready for laughter, inspiration, and a whole lot of fun!

Giggles is good for you!

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Join us for a naughty festival of mirth and merriment where we discuss why some 70's suburban gardens had Pampas grass, fat lads, Huw Edwards and Bill Wyman's love lives, and an Australian listener telling us how he accidentally offered a diplomat, "man's milk".

And as if that wasn't enough, Donald Trump and his talking dog, Chris get three wishes on their desert island retreat. Will Chris be allowed to use them wisely, or will it all be wall-to-wall golf courses and pallettes of prostitutes?

Meanwhile, in Dear Honzie, our South African agony uncle suggests a rather unique mutual back-scratching solution for his old mentor, Sun columnist, Dear Deidre.

Giggles is good for you!

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Ray Mac returns after his American adventures and dives headfirst into the Gin and Tonic on air with some hilarious results including the struggle to pronounce the word 'writhe', leading to some comedic tongue-twisting moments and horrific editing experiences for a more sober Jorma

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In a breakfast blunder, a Scottish man is Lost In Translation and because of his poor German, mistakenly confuses a young Austrian child with a breakfast product, leading to a sticky situation as Jorma recalls being embarrassingly overheard revealing sexy secrets in a curry house car park.

Meanwhile, things heat up in Lickey End when Norma from the corner shop sets her sights on newcomer, Roger, only for her plans to backfire in a misunderstanding about Scotch Eggs that leads to traditional village pitchfork and dog-dirt retribution that can't possibly fail - and if it does, surely the police can be persuaded to blame the Bulgarians.

Giggles is good for you. Good skills!

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In the latest giggle-inducing episode of Blackmilkshake Comedy Pubcast, Jorma and Ray will answer almost everything you need to know about the surprising kindness of Turkish vets, horse-race fixing by psychics, moving house in a hurry, mastering self-love with a slug. Meanwhile poor Greg the ornithologist finds himself at the police station after discovering more than just bird's eggs in the bushes.

Join Istanbul's funniest lads for a riotous rollercoaster of comedy as they discuss these absurd topics and more. Good skills!

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Make sure you've got your laughing trousers on as our hilarious hosts welcome the incredibly talented singer and self-confessed 'ginger hooligan', Kim-Roberta Summers-Crook.

In this side-splitting interview, Kim explains how lockdown soul-searching took her from stagnating in a dull job to fulfilling her dream on the folk music scene and how she found her voice. Meanwhile, the boys test her knowledge of show biz while she sportingly helps apply the lubricating Swarfega to Ray's rectum as his monthly rear-entry lie detector test takes place live.

And just when you thought things couldn't get any wackier, Kim-Roberta surprises everyone by singing a sensational duet with a lonely, green duck wearing a nappy!

Tune in for a dose of laughter, unforgettable stories, and incredible music with our fantastic guest, Kim-Roberta Summers-Crook. You'd have to be mad to miss it!

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