In the 25th hilarious episode, the Blackmilkshake boys discuss the pros and cons of smearing dog poo on Liam Gallagher's door handle and whether Madonna's really a philanthropist.

Meanwhile, disgraced politicos Boris Johnson and Nicola Sturgeon are rumoured to be on the run to join Mar-A-Lago's Commander and Chief and his talking dog, Chris for a game of 'Donald's Desert Island Dicks'. See how Donald reacts.

And Honzie receives an Eminem style letter from his new neighbour, Stan as we introduce brand new music from Kim-Roberta Summers-Crook and Dan O'Farrell and get a quick visit from Barack Obama.

Join us for a riotous bout of gits and shiggles.

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In this rib-ticklingly ripper episode of "Blackmilkshake Comedy Pubcast," Jorma and Mysterious Desmond take their listeners on a journey of laughter with our feline friends - don't ask meow we do it!

The feline theme takes us on a chariot ride through Norse mythology to the streets of Istanbul and on to female self-pleasuring, leaving no stone unturned in their pursuit of feel-good craic.

Who loves you baby? The boys talk Kojak, shaved heads and bombard you with funny fertile facts while top author, Lisa Morrow returns to give her slant on life in Turkey.

Meanwhile, the hapless Greg finds himself on a nerve-wracking and unexpected blind date, which soon takes a comically awkward turn when Greg misinterprets a comment about inserting a work of literature in a rather intimate place but will Emily finally be 'The One'?

Join Ray, Jorma and Des for an episode brimming with laughter, oddities, and unexpected twists that will leave you in fits of uncontrollable laughter.

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Jorma Kirkko and special guest presenter Mysterious Desmond take you on a comic journey involving banter about horserace fixing with roofies; witch doctors cursing misbehaving vaginas, and a possessive Brazilian father-in-law. Plus we introduce Chris The Talking Dog, who finds himself LOST on a desert island with Donald Trump. Even a burnt penis can't stop comedy gold from happening.

EPISODE SEGMENTS

1. CHINESE YEAR OF THE BLACKMILKSHAKE: Introduction: Jorma welcomes Desmond, our guest host for June, and they banter about name changes and Desmond's mysterious aura.

2. CELEBRITY TRUE OR FALSE QUIZ: Test your knowledge with hilarious trivia about 80s singer Paul King, Seinfeld and American Pie, find out what Desmond thinks of Stifler's mom and learn the bedroom secrets of penguins.

3. HONZIE'S HOROSCOPES: Honzie delivers outrageous horoscopes for June-born listeners, complete with predictions about Phil Schofield, how to give rohynpol to a racehorse and how his friend dealt with penis captivus.

4. LOST IN TRANSLATION: Geoff Maguire from Galway shares a hilarious story about how not to impress in-laws in Brazil. Plus, Jorma recalls his own embarrassing language blunder in Spain.

5. DONALD TRUMP AND HIS TALKING DOG (COMEDY SKETCH): Donald Trump finds himself on a desert island with his talking dog, Chris. Chris becomes quite angry when Donald suggests grabbing women ''by a word that I find rather offensive for members of the dog community.'' Laugh out loud humour.

6. POST OF THE WEEK: A man gives his son 'the birds and the bees' using computer terminology

Tune in for half an hour of comedy gold, unexpected twists, and good skills. Sponsored by James Joyce Irish Pub in Istanbul.

TRANSCRIPT.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1EussPc-0Wa1DVTpw6Ma4HLtya9O_ZSV3kZY1f0CPWFs/edit

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Just how easy is it to find yourself on the wrong side of the law when hairdryers and women's bras are involved? How long does it take for sphincter muscles to relax during monthly polygraph probings? Which one of the boys wet himself just before the show and what on earth does Whale Oil Beef-Hooked mean?

All will be revealed by Jorma and Ray in the first anniversary episode of Blackmilkshake Comedy Pubcast. Join us on our jolly journey. Good skills!

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Join Ray and Jorma in this side-splitting comedy podcast episode featuring close shaves at the circus and a camping trip gone awry. Laugh along as Honzie's attempts to impress Vagella, the ringmaster's assistant, can only be described as 'taking the piss'. Meanwhile, a listener shares a hilarious tale of misunderstood accents, resulting in costly and comical consequences. Get ready for giggles, good cheer, and plenty of fun and games in this entertaining episode.

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Blackmilkshake, the funniest podcast of the year is the only place where you can learn about the love life of a ladybug, Ray teaches Chinese algebra while learning from Jorma how to rhyme words. Meanwhile, Honzie will show you how to get yourself into rude magazines, Bill Clinton laughs his ass off and Dr. Brutus Himmler gets to the 'bottom' of all your hyper-sexual disorders.

Giggles is good for you!

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Find out what American presidents really do on their day off., find out our reaction to recently getting in the podcast charts while learning the very best and worst ways to get home after a few too many blackmilkshakes and how to stop your unsatiable girlfriend's excessive sexual demands.

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Love is in the air for the Blackmilkshake boys. Greg wins a prize to learn Gladiatorial Seduction Techniques at the Russell Crowe Love Bureau and Lisa Morrow gives us the ins and outs of Turkish weddings while Morgan Freeman talks about why he has never played a white character. The boys talk holidays, Barry Humphries and why it's important to be over 5ft10 tall in a Turkish tunnel.

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In this holiday special Ray and Jorma delve into England's weirdest village with giggles galore, some mild Nazi eugenics, a stolen Scotch egg and some sex with Liam Neeson in a car park.

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The funniest podcast of the year brings you an unlicensed travelling bespoke bra-salesman, criminal psychiatology from the Dr. Brutus Himmler institute, and an unfortunate Dominos Pizza experience while we introduce the most famous author never to receive a penny from being read by millions of children across the country. A bumper special with giggles galore, good skills and a great guest, game-for-a-laugh Jonathan Heilig.

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