Talking Over Transformers

Welcome to our third installment of Headmasters (1987) and Cyberverse (2018)

And welcome to our surprise guest hosts!

On the invisible dinner table this week is certain con event news, the goober who shot up the CDC, the toys we got and I'm sure Nixon comes up at some point. 

Let's all get wrapped up into this together! 



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Heading headlong into Transformers: The Headmasters [トランスフォーマー ザ☆ヘッドマスターズ] (1987) AND a classic episode of The Transformers (1985) AND the newest computer-animated short thing - Transformers: Cyberworld (2025)

And if all that wasn't enough we also discuss the mysterious missing Epstein files, wait for World War 4 and fail miserably in the weekly quiz! We do not, however, talk about which toys we got this week.

We sincerely hope all of this is at least slightly better than disappointing for you. 
Eat up!



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This week we get an inflated sense of self with Transformers: The Headmasters [トランスフォーマー ザ☆ヘッドマスターズ] (1987) and continue cybering with Transformers: Cyberverse [later rebranded as Transformers: Bumblebee Cyberverse Adventures] (2018)

We also broadly discuss some reveals revealed at this year's International Comic-Con: San Diego [SDCC25] as well as fail boring quiz questions and finally crack the OJ Simpson case wide open!

Tune in for new knowledge we now know!



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Finishing Beast Machines (1999) and starting another Cyber Worldverse (2025)

The end of Beast Machines forever and ever. big spoilers ahead for Beast Machines i guess. We manage to keep it together long enough to watch another awe-inspiring PSA, take a quiz and decide to sell merch? Nothing less than the mysteries of the afterlife await you! 



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Beast Machines (2000)

episodes 9-11 of season 2

I'm too depressed to write a proper episode description at the moment but we do learn all about the newest Transformer & his accompanying comic - Ball Point!
I'll finish this later when i want to die less


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The most enthralling episode description anyone has ever read. Anyone including you.

Also, Beast Machines (2000)

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Beast Machines (1999)

season 2 (2000) 
episodes 3-5


my idols are dead
my enemies are in power
don't wanna watch the world burn w/ anyone else

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transformers, robots, whatever. who cares

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The kids just can't get enough of this Beast Machines (1999) stuff!

This week we talk over episodes 10-12 of this pivotal animated series, which includes parts 1 and 2 of the Techno-Organic War trilogy. These episodes are jam-packed with lore, tidbits, fanservice, easter eggs and fun! Not to mention some of the best darn computer generated images you will ever see in this life or the next.

On top of all this excitement we also discuss which toys we bought this week, Canadian mulch and Digable Planets for some reason. Plus, we partake in our weekly quiz and round it all out with a transformative Transformers PSA on the importance of seatbelts ... I think.

Learn a thing or two, why don't ya!

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Our cosmonauts transcend space, time and good sense this week while thrusting into episodes 7-9 of Beast Machines: Transformers (1999) 

We get lucky this time around because the three episodes we talk over just happen to be a trilogy called Revelations! And you know how much we love trilogies around here! We start with 
part 1: Discovery 
keep the D's coming with 
part 2: Descent 
& end it all with 
part 3: Apocalypse

And on top of all that - we watch a very informative Transformers PSA on the dangers of water, fail our weekly quiz and answer a few Q & A's with Bob Skir!
We also discuss which toys we bought this week.

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