We get a taste of what a live-action Beast Wars movie could be but never was. Overall, not the worst of the bunch.

Finally! We're finally through these live-action movies! Now we can move on to more important things like ... Armada? Regardless of what we talk over next, our current slog to get through is Transformers: Rise of the Beasts (2023)

We also discuss any toys we bought this week, possible future projects and the world around us. If any of that sounds like something you would like then I would encourage you to listen to this very episode. 
Enjoy!

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Things are looking slightly brighter in the world as the fellas discover the origins of how B-127 got his groove back. That's right, this time we're finally talking over Bumblebee (2018)

Is the first non-Bay-directed live-action Transformers film the best live-action Transformers film ever?! Do we finally learn what time of day it is?! Is Bumblebee the Stranger Things of Transformers? All this plus we discuss which & how many figures we bought this week.

Listen & learn!

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Let's get this over with ...

We're watching Transformers: the Last Knight (2017)

Listen to us talk over it!

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this must be one'a them Transformas things ...


The guys get into outer space and talk very loudly over Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014)

Along the way, we review the figures we bought this week and even start our own controversial new line of transforming robots!

Come for cars that turn into robots from space, stay because you're too dizzy to walk!

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The fellas don their combat fatigues & hurl themselves all the way out to Transformers 3! Along the way, we also watch Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)


On our journey we will ask such questions as:
 • How many army guys does it take to destroy a city?
 • Did I just see Shockwave?
 • How much longer is this?
 • What time of day is it?  and,
 • Is this movie over yet?

Listen to find out (maybe) if our intrepid travelers discover the answers to these, or any, questions!

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These four young & disgruntled curmudgeons blast themselves directly into the Bayverse with the second installment of these terrible, terrible live-action films -- Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)

Is it worse than the first one? Is it better than the third one? What time of day is it? 

Find out by listening!

Maybe!

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Well, it was only a matter of time... The boys begin their voyage into the Bayverse with Transformers (2007) 
Will we love it? Or will we love it a LOT? Did we buy any toys this week? Find out in this episode of Talking Over Bayformers!

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Once again these 4 assholes sit down & look at Tatakae! Chō Robotto Seimeitai Toransufōmā V (戦え!超ロボット生命体 トランスフォーマーV(ビクトリー)) or as it's known in the US - Victory!  (1989)  
  Episodes talked over in this podcast include:
[ep. 4] 合体！！マルチ戦隊  ("Unite!! Multiforce")
[ep. 5] 出勤！レスキュー部隊  ("Move Out! Rescue Team")
[ep. 6] 潜入…ウラン鉱山  ("Infiltration...Uranium Mine") 

We analyze these episodes and also talk some general shit about various stuff.
Have fun!

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This week the group really digs into Tatakae! Chō Robotto Seimeitai Toransufōmā V (1989) or as it's known in the US - Victory! 
  Episodes talked over in this episode include:
[ep. 1] 宇宙の勇者・スターセイバー  ("The Brave Hero of the Universe - Star Saber")
[ep. 2] 奇襲！ダイノキング  ("Surprise Attack! Dinoking")
[ep. 3] 襲撃！レオザック  ("Attack! Leozack")

We also discuss the various toys we bought throughout the week. Enjoy!

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On this episode the crew get right down to business with The Return of Optimus Prime (1987) 
Then we read about some current events and get angry at Magic: The Gathering for a while

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