The kids just can't get enough of this Beast Machines (1999) stuff!

This week we talk over episodes 10-12 of this pivotal animated series, which includes parts 1 and 2 of the Techno-Organic War trilogy. These episodes are jam-packed with lore, tidbits, fanservice, easter eggs and fun! Not to mention some of the best darn computer generated images you will ever see in this life or the next.

On top of all this excitement we also discuss which toys we bought this week, Canadian mulch and Digable Planets for some reason. Plus, we partake in our weekly quiz and round it all out with a transformative Transformers PSA on the importance of seatbelts ... I think.

Learn a thing or two, why don't ya!

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Our cosmonauts transcend space, time and good sense this week while thrusting into episodes 7-9 of Beast Machines: Transformers (1999) 

We get lucky this time around because the three episodes we talk over just happen to be a trilogy called Revelations! And you know how much we love trilogies around here! We start with 
part 1: Discovery 
keep the D's coming with 
part 2: Descent 
& end it all with 
part 3: Apocalypse

And on top of all that - we watch a very informative Transformers PSA on the dangers of water, fail our weekly quiz and answer a few Q & A's with Bob Skir!
We also discuss which toys we bought this week.

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The collective has kept the machine warm for ya - further onward we move, like tank treads on concrete, into the unsettling computer animated series that is Beast Machines (1999) 

Hey, it's not bad. Let's watch more of it. 

Along the way, we also discuss which transforming toys we bought this week, the current sad state of global affairs, MacGyver and of course we all win participant trophies in our weekly quiz. It's a party in here! ...of a sort

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The assemblage once again gathers. This time for a viewing of Beast Machines: Transformers (1999)

We talk over the first three episodes of this fun little computer animated show that is absolutely not a sequel to Beast Wars, but features at least most of the same characters.

Additionally, we discuss what toys we bought this week, which robots we find most attractive and *SPOIL* the entire plot of issue #20 of Skybound Entertainment's Transformers comic (2025) starting around 0:19:00 into the episode and continuing for about the next 5 minutes or so. So go ahead & skip that if you don't want to hear any *SPOILERS*

Enjoy! (if you dare ...) 

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This week these four slimy f**ks finally finish the Prime Wars Trilogy with Part 3 - Transformers: Power of the Primes (2018)

On this episode, we will talk over all 10 ten-minute webisodes of this short-lived webseries just so we can be done with it! Although it's not that bad. But is it great? Tune in to find out! (spoiler: it's probably ok)

Also on the table are the toys we bought this week, plus a creeping sense of dread & doom!

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On this very special 23rd episode special we'll be talking over Part 2 of the Prime Wars Trilogy - Transformers: Titans Return (2017)

This podcast episode will cover all 10 webisodes of the web series, as well as a very important Tiktok short!

Also, what toys did we buy last week?!

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This one's a bit of a doozy. We had some technical difficulties so the end of the episode is missing but hey, who's listening anyways?

As far as i know, we're talking over Part 1 of the Prime Wars Trilogy - Transformers: Combiner Wars (2016) 
That includes all 8 webisodes. 

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2002's Super Robot Lifeform Transformers Legends of the Microns
or as it's known in the US - Armada. 

We're talking over episdoes 1-3 today

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Well let's watch some stupid Transformers i guess

it'sトランスフォーマー 超神マスターフォース (1988)

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Well you know what they say - out of the trash & into the garbage!

We have a bit of a mixed bag of various cyber stuff to talk over today, including Transformers: Cyber Missions (2010) and Transformers: Cyberverse [Chapter Three: Battle for Cybertron I-IV] (2020) 

Hey, maybe some of this won't be so bad! 

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