shows talked over include:

• Transformers: The Headmasters (トランスフォーマー ザ☆ヘッドマスターズ) [1987]
• Transformers: Cyberverse [2018]
• Transformers: Cyberworld [2025]

Of course we also talk about trump, resisting fascism, the world around us and that stupid Instagram contest. We also watch a PSA and get tricked into filling out a survey. 

Get down in the mud & roll around with us!

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This episode is jamf***ingpacked with robots! 

Headmasters! Cyberverse! Skybound! PSA! Contest! Quiz!

Plus we talk about what toys we got last week and express disappointment in our Democratic representatives.

Listen to it. It's good for you!

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Welcome to our third installment of Headmasters (1987) and Cyberverse (2018)

And welcome to our surprise guest hosts!

On the invisible dinner table this week is certain con event news, the goober who shot up the CDC, the toys we got and I'm sure Nixon comes up at some point. 

Let's all get wrapped up into this together! 



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Heading headlong into Transformers: The Headmasters [トランスフォーマー ザ☆ヘッドマスターズ] (1987) AND a classic episode of The Transformers (1985) AND the newest computer-animated short thing - Transformers: Cyberworld (2025)

And if all that wasn't enough we also discuss the mysterious missing Epstein files, wait for World War 4 and fail miserably in the weekly quiz! We do not, however, talk about which toys we got this week.

We sincerely hope all of this is at least slightly better than disappointing for you. 
Eat up!



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This week we get an inflated sense of self with Transformers: The Headmasters [トランスフォーマー ザ☆ヘッドマスターズ] (1987) and continue cybering with Transformers: Cyberverse [later rebranded as Transformers: Bumblebee Cyberverse Adventures] (2018)

We also broadly discuss some reveals revealed at this year's International Comic-Con: San Diego [SDCC25] as well as fail boring quiz questions and finally crack the OJ Simpson case wide open!

Tune in for new knowledge we now know!



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Finishing Beast Machines (1999) and starting another Cyber Worldverse (2025)

The end of Beast Machines forever and ever. big spoilers ahead for Beast Machines i guess. We manage to keep it together long enough to watch another awe-inspiring PSA, take a quiz and decide to sell merch? Nothing less than the mysteries of the afterlife await you! 



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Beast Machines (2000)

episodes 9-11 of season 2

I'm too depressed to write a proper episode description at the moment but we do learn all about the newest Transformer & his accompanying comic - Ball Point!
I'll finish this later when i want to die less


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The most enthralling episode description anyone has ever read. Anyone including you.

Also, Beast Machines (2000)

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Beast Machines (1999)

season 2 (2000) 
episodes 3-5


my idols are dead
my enemies are in power
don't wanna watch the world burn w/ anyone else

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transformers, robots, whatever. who cares

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