It's another steamy, sultry edition of Talking Over Transformers: After Dark! We head to France as the search for the fourth Godmaster brings both Autobots and Decepticons to the Rouen Circuit, where the Formula1 World Grand Prix is about to begin. Browning passes a background check, and our Headmaster Juniors meet the "British Wolf" - champion racer Road King - in:
   Super-God Masterforce (超-神 マスターフォース) [1988]
Then we dig into the secrets of the mystical Crystal City over on:
   Cyberverse [2020]
And finally, we assume something happens but can't know for sure because our ADD won't let us focus, plus no one was paying attention to:
   Cyberworld [2026]
We talk over these shows and other fun surprises, such as legendary hockey highlights & maybe even a PSA or two. We take things slow & let the air breathe during this late-night recording session. So kick back, sip on your favorite herbal refreshment, and, in the immortal words of En Vogue... free your mind 

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Death to monopoly! Death to unfair contracts! Seriously though; good riddance, Diamond Distributors. You won't be missed. Unlike Sixshot, who was missed very much until this week. Thankfully he's back in the second episode we talk over of:
   Super-God Masterforce (超-神 マスターフォース) [1988]
Then we continue the End of the Universe, only to find out we slept through the whole thing. Again! Thankfully we get a recap of everything we missed in:
   Cyberverse [2020]
We watch a PSA or two and then, thankfully, it's time for a fairly uneventful walk through issue #29 of our favorite ongoing comic:
   Skybound's The Transformers [2026]
Along the way we laugh at ICE, reminisce about Vietnam, and share in some primal scream therapy. Also, our quiz this week is all about SPAAAAACCCE! (and we definitely didn't steal anything from Silverhawks) 
You can listen to it if you want. You don't have to

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Super balls & cocaine are in the air, because we're boosting the economy with some Iran-Contra business and watching the only non-partisan, third-party halftime show on TV. While Optimus Prime plays basketball we meet the 2nd most famous Canadian on Earth, in:
   Super-God Masterforce (超-神 マスターフォース) [1988]
Later on, we drink alone together and take a big sigh of relief after learning that Vince DiCola is not in the files. On our own counter-entertainment programming, we talk over the first half of the End of the Universe while watching:
   Bumblebee Cyberverse Adventures [2020] 
We journey thousands of years across vast galaxies -- to learn how to do sick jumps on our bikes! I'm sure we also review some toys and skim the headlines in here at some point. It is unfortunately all epstein all the time though. Come stop yourself from crying with us... for a little while at least 

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New epstein file drop!! Who's your favorite rich and/or powerful person? They're in there! These aren't Democrats or Republicans, Godly or Satanic - these are the 0.001% who own 3x more of the world's wealth than half of humanity. While the masters of the universe continue to make and unmake our world, we head out to Gobbler’s Knob and talk over the new TV star, Ginrai! We're being hunted by the Decepticons & taking on the evils of science in:
   Super-God Masterforce (超-神 マスターフォース) [1988]
After that, we meet a fellow collector and scientist & form an alliance over on this week's:
   Cyberverse [2020]
Then, are we the only ones talking about this? Filling a crucial void in the world of Transformers cartoon coverage, we talk over:
   Cyberworld [2026]
We also review some toys, sing some songs, and predict the future! Need a break from reality? Well the stakes are about as low as they can get on this podcast. Come for the PSA on stranger danger, stay for the arguments about the quality of media in the Aligned continuity

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The fascism which has terrorized urban areas my entire life has come to the doorsteps of the suburbs. Masked, armed lunatics are dancing around brutalizing small communities all over America. It's inescapable. You can close your eyes during the day, but the images of witnessed inhumanity will keep you awake at night. The eyes of the world are open to atrocity. Will you deny your own humanity to avoid discomfort? The world is on fire. The least we can do is call it out on our stupid little show about cartoon robots. With that said - drop your socks & grab your trucks... it's:
   Super-God Masterforce (超-神 マスターフォース) [1988]
Then, will The Prisoner survive The Trial? Find out, in:
   Cyberverse [2020]
And finally, we take omens seriously around here - Omens Studios that is! The animation studio behind:
   Cyberworld [2026]
We also learn some very, very basic lessons from Cpl. Ripcord of the 101st Airborne Parachute Regiment. We take a bathroom break, get some tea, regroup and learn what is going on in the Energon comic Universe with issue number 28 of:
   Skybound's Transformers [2026]
Keep your heads up out there. We're all doing what we can. Don't beat yourself up. Get your eyes tested every two years! Do not drink water though. That sh*t is the devil

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Slave patrols roam the streets. The gaping jaws of this monster named tyranny drip with the blood of innocents. Where the hell is John Brown these days? While we stand back & stand by for the reformation of the JBAKC, we kill some time learning about the origins of Notpimus Prime (aka Ginrai) over on:
   Super-God Masterforce (超-神 マスターフォース) [1988]
 After watching a guy turn into a guy in a suit into an engine into a truck several times, at a certain point one must ask, "why am i doing this?" Well the answer isn't coming any time soon, so in the meantime we keep marching on in the un-ending Parade of Metals in season three of:
   Cyberverse Bumblebee Adventures [2020]
We also tackle trump's plan of starting war on five simultaneous fronts, whether Lugnut is Clobber, and Rick Astley! Tune in for some fun surprises along the way and the answers to YOUR burning questions - such as: is an armadillo a Transformer?

"Remember them that are in bonds, as bound with them."

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The US military kidnaps the leader of a sovereign nation, ICE shoots a young mother in the face, and all of Palestine continues to be destroyed with zero regard for human life. What could be a better momentary escape from reality than to argue about what color a cartoon robot is?! And we do just that! Starting with the 7ᵗʰ & 8ᵗʰ episodes of:
   Super-God Masterforce (超-神 マスターフォース) [1988]
We then get stuck in a time loop where we're forced to march in the same stupid parade ad infinitum... Certainly nothing ominous or portentous about episodes 4 & 5 of season three in:
   Bumblebee Cyberverse Adventures [2020] 
And in case that wasn't enough punishment, some greater force compels us to talk over the webisodes we missed of the new semi-weekly cgi cartoon:
   Cyberworld [2025]
On top of all that we try to come to terms with the most recent invasion of Venezuela, the murder of Renee Good, the bombing of Nigeria, rising toy prices and other current events. Plus, we uncover disturbing revelations that trump drowned a bag full of his own babies in the Hudson River. You don't wanna miss this one! or maybe you do. but you shouldn't. want to

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This is the audio-only version of our best-of wrap-up video-episode. now available on youtube! well, just that one episode. not like.... yeah, you know what i mean

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After narrowly escaping another week of civil war in America and attempted war in Venezuela, we have a full plate of transforming robots on our ... plate. Starting with our headliner big baller shot caller top cheese program:
   Super-God Masterforce (超-神 マスターフォース) [1988]
After that, we finish the Battle for Cybertron with parts 3 & 4 of Chapter Three in:
   Bumblebee Cyberverse Adventures [2020]
Then, we finally, maybe, probably finished the absolute last webisode of:
   Cyberworld [2025]
On top of all that we talk expensive drugs, Buddhist philosophy, our favorite right-wing youtubers, and our least favorite authors. Oh and i almost forgot - we get deep with the issues of loyalty & betrayal in our recap of issue Nº 27 of the ongoing series:
   Skybound's The Transformers comic [2025]
Walk with us through the great shining path of giant robot corpses

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Our Sears are in danger this week, as we investigate the mysteries of the great missing mall and the Director of War's missing NFL Peace Prize. We attempt to solve these, and other timeless enigmas, by watching episodes 3 & 4 of:
   Super-God Masterforce (超-神 マスターフォース) [1988]
Immediately following that brand new series, we begin a brand new chapter - Chapter Three. Specifically, parts I & II of Battle for Cybertron, this week in:
   Bumblebee Cyberverse Adventures [2020]
After that, stay tuned for what may be the creepiest PSA we've watched so far, as well as some of the Billboard top 40 singles of 1988! Listen in for structured conversation, sincere questions, and consequential topics. We talk TV. You talk some TV? 

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