WEEEELL it seems as if I've gone and done it again. Yet ANOTHER episode of the only podcast to feature me, Clare, walking around a park. In this ep I discuss Coronavid-19, what I want done with my body after I PASS, knives, and unfortunately MORE MORE MORE! Hope you like...

Heeeere we are again, farting around Highland Park in...Brooklyn? Penny the dog co-hosts this wild ride of an ep. "Wild ride? How so?" you ask. WELL, I cover a LOT of ground, physically and otherwise, talkin' bout TREES and DOGS and TINY TIM (briefly)! Dive in and get to splashin', babe.

After an accidental two-week hiatus, I return to The Park with dog in hand (on leash). In this ep, I talk to my dog like a human baby, about the PBS show Finding Your Roots, when shit collects at the corners of your mouth, and other dumb stuff. Enjoy if ya nasty! Love, Clog.

Oi!! In this dumb episode, I wander around Highland Park in Queens(???) with my weird little dog Penny. You'll notice a lot of "mic rubbing against jacket" noise, and for that I SUPPOSE I apologize, but I think you'll like it anyway! "Nevertheless she etc etc." I talk about fun things like lampposts, bogs, dogs, "being cold" and more! Unreal. Drink it up.

YES there are large uhhh SWATHS of silence in this episode, but nevertheless this is still somehow a podcast! My dog Penny and I visit Grover Cleveland Park(?) in Ridgewood, Queens where we run around, lose our train of thought, and encounter other dogs from afar. Enjoy!

WELL, WELL, WELL look who's come CRAWLING back to the internet audiosphere...it's me! Clare! I recorded this episode right when The Coup was popping off I guess, but there is no mention of it in the ep because, well, I hadn't read the news about it yet so...much like that song, "I haven't read the news, oh boooooy". Anyway! In this ep I visit the famously dull City Hall Park, where there is A Fountain, among other things. Enjoy!

P.S. I promise the buzzsaw ambience in the beginning doesn't last forever!!!!!

In this sizzling hot ep, I talk with young male comedian Joe Pera about the outdoors, walking, talking, and shaking tha booty. YES it was too wet outside to record in a real park, so YES I made Joe play ambient park noises on YouTube in his apartment. Ambiance. Is. Everything. Hope you like!!!

Follow Joe on Twitter @JosephPera and watch his show Joe Pera Talks With You on Adult Swim Dot Com with your parent's cable login!

In this ep, I force hot mama and dear friend Solomon Georgio to sit with me outside in below freezing temperatures. Maria Hernandez Park has never been colder and Sol and I gab about just that! Among other things. It's FUN. We're FUN. LIFE is FINE. Enjoy!

Follow Solomon on Twitter @SolomonGeorgio :)

Wow. Are you in for a D*MN treat. In this ep of Talking to Myself in da P, I talk to my friend, comedian/musician/author/freakshow Dave Hill at the NYC AIDS Memorial Park (St. Vincent's Triangle) in Greenwich Village. Topics include: piss, shit, trash, choking the chicken in public, and more!

Want MORE DAVE??? Follow him on Twitter @mrdavehill and listen to HIS p-cast Dave Hill's Podcasting Incident on iTunes or somewhere else!

This is what we in Business and Management School like to call...A GAME CHANGER. In this ep of TTMITP I talk to SOMEONE ELSE in the park. Megan Koester, my friend, my mami, and "freak bitch savant", talk about all sorts of things, leading me to ask the question, "Maybe I should be talking to...OTHER people in the park MORE???", which then lead me to the answer, "Yeah, probably."

This one is definitely in my top 29 episodes list for sure. Enjoy! :)