In this VERY SPECIAL TURKEY BIRTHDAY EPISODE, we (I) welcome (fart on) comedian NICK NANEY. We talk about going to Thanksgiving dinner with Nick's family, Cooper Park (where we are in the DAMN EPISODE), movies, moobies, and other fun, stupid shit.

I love you and this episode is sponsored by FLANNELGRAPH RECORDS. Visit friggin' www.flannelgraphrecords.com and use the promo code CLARE for 30% OFF are you KIDDING ME???????

I'M BACK after a TWO WEEK (I thought it was only one until 5 minutes ago) hiatus! In this episode the following happens:

- my headphone microphone rubs on my scarf and makes an annoying sound

- at some point it starts to rain

- I talk about the "End of Men"

- that's about it.

LISTEN AND TRY TO ENJOY!!!

SORRY I'M LATE. I was...BUSY. In this noisy-ass, day late ep, I revisit Washington Square Park while I wait for my aunt and uncle. I almost immediately objectify a man's bubble butt, among other fun things.

Talking to Myself in the Fuckin' Park is sponsored by Flannelgraph Records! Aye aye aye! Use the promo code CLARE for 30% off der awesome merch at www.flannelgraphrecords.com <3

"Here we go agaaaaaaaain!" In this ep, I sit on a bench in McCarren Park when it's raining out because I want to. I talk about LORD KNOWS WHAT. I hope you likey.

We're still doing this I guess!!! In this ep, I revisit a DIFFERENT area of Prospect Park. In it, I sip my green tea a little too audibly, I try to "paint a picture for the audience" and most certainly fail, among other things! FUN FACT: While listening to this (for quality control)I fell asleep. Like a really nice, deep, comfy sleep. HIGHLY recommend!

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In this ~windy~ episode of TTMITP I visit Tompkins Square Park.

Some highlights:

- I burp into the microphone

- I kinda freak out

- I give a couple "hot takes"

- I talk too close to the mic and there's a lot of "blow back"

I hope you like it! Can't believe I'm still doing it!

In this HOT EP I visit Washington Square Park. I talk about death, "the weather", jazz, and (get this) MORE! I manage to exude both a somber AND fun vibe! I also cough directly into the mic a couple times and it WILL hurt your ears.

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Okay!

DISCLAIMER: This episode is BAD. I repeat, it AIN'T GOOD. This episode is bad for a number of reasons, a few being:

- it's super windy

- a skateboarder sits too close to me and I get self conscious

- I tell a long winded-ass story that is actually cool and exciting but NOT THE WAY I TELL IT (skip minute 9 through 19 to avoid this. Let's just say, MAMA AIN'T BEIN' INVITED TO THE MOTH ANYTIME SOON, YA FEEL ME???)

Anyway, I was in a bad/weird mood when I recorded it and it's just not very funny. I know this because I listened to it on the train while a man was yelling.

Okay! Enjoy at your own risk!

EPISODE 1 of Talking to Myself in the Park!

In this episode, I talk to myself in Prospect Park. There are kids on scooters, PARENTS on scooters, and other fun things you will DEFINITELY not get bored hearing about! I "break down" the "meaning" of the podcast, and make it very clear that I am dumb and this is a dumb idea. Enjoy ;)