Talking to Tomatoes

Talking to Tomatoes

By Eric Eberle and Jubilee AlexanderComedyHealth & FitnessMental Health
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Talking to Tomatoes episodes

  • Talking to Tomatoes Episode 17 "Twelve Angry Children"

    Another day, another crappy legal drama in Odyssey. After discussing corpse viewing coming-of-age rituals, the Omniscience of Whitaker's Law, and extrajudicial investigatory powers, the Twins take a shot at rewriting this off the rails episode.

    Show Links:
    Eric's tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@eric.eberle
    Jubilee's tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@titan_of_joy

    Music: 15-Mile Stretch
    by Gagmesharkoff, from freemusicarchive.org, Creative commons license 4.0

    37 min
  • Talking to Tomatoes Episode 16 "Odyssey Hates Homeschoolers"

    The twins revisit their roots in an Odyssey episode about homeschooling...written by people who've never spoken to a homeschooler. Kid swaps, verses about Leviathan, and the kind of dialogue that can only be written by someone who couldn't be bothered to think about their subject for 5 minutes await you.

    Show Links:
    Eric's tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@eric.eberle
    Jubilee's tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@titan_of_joy

    Music: 15-Mile Stretch
    by Gagmesharkoff, from freemusicarchive.org, Creative commons license 4.0

    45 min
  • Talking to Tomatoes Episode 15 "Jumping at Shadows in Kidsboro"

    Eric suffered through the second book in the Kidsboro series, so now you have to suffer too. The subprime mortgage crisis, the rise of hyper capitalist oligarchs, and the dangerous future of self driving cars, Odyssey predicted it all in this book report.

    Show Links:
    Eric's tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@eric.eberle
    Jubilee's tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@titan_of_joy

    Music: 15-Mile Stretch
    by Gagmesharkoff, from freemusicarchive.org, Creative commons license 4.0

    43 min
  • Talking to Tomatoes Episode 14 "Civic Bureaucracy of the Flies"

    One episode of radio, one book, same place, different stories. The tomato twins aren't done with Kidsboro. While the radio show deals with corruption, municipal bankruptcy, and Nixonian-level convoluted government cover ups, the book explores the fomentation of unrest, constitutional crises, and WHY DOES A 12 YEAR OLD HAVE TO MOVE AWAY AND CHANGE HIS DANG NAME?!?

    Show Links:
    Eric's tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@eric.eberle
    Jubilee's tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@titan_of_joy

    Music: 15-Mile Stretch
    by Gagmesharkoff, from freemusicarchive.org, Creative commons license 4.0

    46 min
  • Talking to Tomatoes Episode 13 "Kidsboro: a Libertarian Nightmare"

    New year, same grindset, the tomato twins are back with a surprising episode of Odyssey. Monetary Policy, disgust at dialogue as a concept, and Whit's plans for a libertarian hellscape is nearly complete, all are discussed.

    Show Links:
    Eric's tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@eric.eberle
    Jubilee's tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@titan_of_joy

    Music: 15-Mile Stretch
    by Gagmesharkoff, from freemusicarchive.org, Creative commons license 4.0

    43 min
  • Talking to Tomatoes Episode 12 "The Blimey Cow Deep Dive"

    In the final episode of 2025, the twins take a far too deep dive into the twisted minds of two, wait that's something else. It's a dive into the convoluted evolution of the world of Blimey Cow, the vaguely religious comedy stylings that host copies of the...you know what, just watch the episode.

    Show notes:
    www.tiktok.com/@jubileedawns
    www.tiktok.com/@healedishpodcast\

    Eric's tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@eric.eberle
    Jubilee's tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@titan_of_joy

    Music: 15-Mile Stretch
    by Gagmesharkoff, from freemusicarchive.org, Creative commons license 4.0

    43 min
  • Talking to Tomatoes Episode 11 "Odyssey is Afraid of Christmas Specials"

    It's a Christmas Miracle that we didn't say "Seasonal Felicitations" more than we did. In their first run at an ANIMATED Odyssey Christmas Specials, the twins make wild claims about layaway, accuse Eugene of being an anime perv, and realize that the true meaning of Christmas is Trex snow sculptures.

    Show Links:
    Eric's tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@eric.eberle
    Jubilee's tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@titan_of_joy

    Music: 15-Mile Stretch
    by Gagmesharkoff, from freemusicarchive.org, Creative commons license 4.0

    43 min
  • Talking to Tomatoes Episode 10 "Home Invasion is the Reason for the Season"

    To get in the mood for the holidays, the twins subjected themselves to a Christmas episode of Odyssey. Nothing like hatred for Eugene, Whit's secret demon/angel boyfriend, and a family being punished with a home invasion to get you ready for christmas.

    Show Links:
    Eric's tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@eric.eberle
    Jubilee's tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@titan_of_joy

    Music: 15-Mile Stretch
    by Gagmesharkoff, from freemusicarchive.org, Creative commons license 4.0

    37 min
  • Talking to Tomatoes Episode 9 "The Blimey Cow Cinematic Universe"

    In a not so temporary divergence, the twins dive into the series Jesusman created by the channel Blimey Cow, and soon find themselves standing on a precipice into a universe of content that must be delved into.

    Show Links:
    www blimeycow.com/old-shows
    Eric's tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@eric.eberle
    Jubilee's tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@titan_of_joy

    Music: 15-Mile Stretch
    by Gagmesharkoff, from freemusicarchive.org, Creative commons license 4.0

    33 min
  • Talking to Tomatoes Episode 8 " Premarital Architectural Counseling"

    With their fingers on the pulse of America's youths, the Tomato Twins discuss advanced paratrooping tactics, swerving way outside your lane, and the secret proclivities of your local mail carrier.

    Show Links:
    Eric's tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@eric.eberle
    Jubilee's tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@titan_of_joy

    Music: 15-Mile Stretch
    by Gagmesharkoff, from freemusicarchive.org, Creative commons license 4.0

    40 min

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