I set off a homemade bomb in a rival high schooler's yard and we narrowly avoided a run in with the county sheriff 

We were suspects for the local police after what we thought was an innocent night of pumpkin smashing 

In an attempt to steal the dance floor I attempted a bold move that resulted in a crash and fall epically failing into a crowd of females  

After accidentally hitting a car we had to break into the vehicle and believe it or not it was all to leave a proper apology and opportunity to come clean 

We almost killed ourselves on the way to support our friend at his loved ones funeral 

I got a birthday BJ from my roommate's stalker 

I used to steal shoes from my first High School Job and got in Breaking Bad level deep

I shattered our neighbors' window with a 40 bottle 

Halloween weekend 2019... I ended up fighting my best friend and some chicks boyfriend all to avoid awkwardness with a chick I had hooked up with earlier in the week 

A kid paid me 175 bucks to have sex in my room