Unshaved pubes cost me my first college hookup 

My buddy Kyle was almost attacked by a homeless guy after he accused us of making him crazy 

I think the rules for taking down posts "community guidelines" on TikTok are total bullshit.  

Our buddy blacked out freshman year of college New Year's, got an entire party shutdown, started a fight, and almost got my friend sued by some kid's parents.... which earned him the nickname junk.  

I almost killed my sister and myself in car crash when I passed out at the wheel  

I dm'ed my buddy's sister the huge cock club... as a joke 

I ruined a little girl's birthday party playing what are the odds 

I lost my virginity to a coke dealer's girlfriend and he put out a hit on me 

A girl pissed in my buddy's face 

My buddy had sex with our friend's sister