Tall, Dark & Random

Tall, Dark & Random

By Nicholas GroomsComedy
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Tall, Dark & Random episodes

  • Oh My God! Somebody Call the 9-1-1! with Brandon Austin
    On this episode of “Tall, Dark and Random” we discuss the blessings and disasters that have been our neighbors over the years. Nicholas buries the hatchet with a current neighbor after a 10 month feud that started over dog poop. Addison displays his ability to dial 9-1-1 after a neighbor’s mini bike crash happens while waiting for pizza to be delivered. The guys reflect on a stray cat that was bound and determined to live with them, Sumo salesman, dirty neighborhood kids, Shark Tank and the tenuous history of Nick’s two haircuts. Hip hop artist Brandon Austin stops by and reflects on touring with Nicholas, the progression of his life ahead of his wedding, his new found optimism, and gives a very deep and honest account of his last few years. Afterwards, Nicholas attempts to bring peace and reconnect Brandon with a mutual friend they both toured with after a four year falling out. Music: “Good Morning” by Brandon Austin. “It’s a Beautiful Day In the Neighborhood” by Akira the Don ft. Hercules. This episode is dedicated to the memory of Mr. Fred Rogers, for being the only neighbor we would ever actually want to have. Brandon Austin’s “Good Morning Video: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fCkVHYbLEIE
    1 hr 36 min
  • Back to School and to the Future with Misha Hernandez
    On this episode of “Tall, Dark and Random” we examine those glorious days of “back to school” hoopla!! Nicholas reads a short story introduction entitled “Nick to the Future”. Nicholas shares an incredibly angry rant to illustrate the effects of his anxiety and ways you can distinguish potential anxiety symptoms from your child’s ”back to school” jitters. Addison and Nicholas talk about back to school days, ditching class, JNCO’s, trapper keepers, lunch detention and Addison details his greatest attempts to miss school at any cost. Guest Misha Hernandez joins the program to open up about her life and bouts with anxiety/depression, the importance of showing love to your friends in need and Nicholas teaches her the difference between “stigma” and “astigmatism”. Nicholas pays tribute to late middle school security officer Mike Garcia with a heartfelt memory. Music: “Burgundy” by Mac Lethal.
    1 hr 18 min
  • I’d Prefer To Watch People Over NASCAR
    On this episode of “Tall, Dark and Random” the guys delve into the subject of “people watching” the bad behaviors of others and how it can often help us improve our own public actions. Nicholas shares an uncomfortable account of the situation that inspired today’s show. Addison talks about his run in with an Uncle Fester lookalike and it leads us down a rabbit hole of subjects such as Spotify streaming, street gangs, middle school gym class and why NASCAR has always- and will always suck. Nicholas teaches us the importance of holding the door for others and being a decent human being with an original story entitled “Going Postal”. Music: “People Watching” by Happy Heartbreak.
    58 min
  • Can’t Hardly Weight
    On this episode of “Tall, Dark and Random” Nicholas has a self conscious moment of reflection as he details the struggles of being a big man in a world built for smaller people. Addison stops by to play life coach and gives his long time friend some much needed advice and Nicholas reads an original story entitled “You Pizza Shit” which proves that eating your vegetables is much easier than remembering your address while intoxicated. Music: “Grocery Store” by Spoken Nerd.
    48 min
  • Suite Attitude, Bro
    In the debut episode of “Tall, Dark and Random” we introduce the show and it’s premise. Nicholas elaborates on the night he chose to quit working in the hotel industry after a late night encounter with a drunken bigot upset about his hotel suite caused him to walk out. Addison Morgan joins the show and we discuss our personal growth over 15 years, Nick’s book, misdeeds of the past, our expectations for the show and the reason Nicholas was almost reported to the authorities by a popular online auction site earlier in the week. Hosted by Nicholas Grooms and Addison Morgan.
    1 hr
  • Tall, Dark & Random—Coming Soon!!
    Join us each week on “Tall, Dark & Random” for real people confronting real issues. Whether we are interviewing someone who conquered addiction or an actor who portrayed an inspiring character, the message will always be the same: you can conquer your demons, fears and woes and change the fate of your story. You are more than just another random face in the crowd. Each person has a story to tell and those words can inspire the tides to shift from negative to positive in someone else’s life. Join us each week for relatable guests and light hearted, comedic conversation that lets you know that we all have our struggles and in turn, we all have the ability to succeed. Hosted by author/hip hop artist Nicholas Grooms.
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    3 min

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Bad days at work, shady people, internet trolls, break ups, obesity, stress, depression, grief, divorce, anxiety, road rage and a partridge in a pear tree. We all have to deal with the rigors of life…