1. Intro Segment

• Introduce the theme: “99.5 QYK buys your Christmas!”
• Mention partnership with Kemp Law Group.
• Introduce the fun nickname: “Stacy Kemp, now known as Stacy Claus!”
• Brief overview of the holiday giveaway:
• Daily name callouts at 8 AM.
• Listeners can sign up at 995QYK.com.

2. Today’s Featured Listener: Introducing Melissa Goodman

• Announce the first selected name for the day: Melissa Goodman from Oldsmar.
• Read Melissa’s submission:
• Newly single mom raising two boys.
• Boys in baseball; oldest in high school marching band.
• Struggling financially: late rent, living paycheck-to-paycheck.
• Birthdays around the holidays.
• Wants to provide a special Christmas after a tough year.
• Winning $1,000 would make a huge difference.

3. Call to Action

• Encourage listeners:
• “If you know Melissa, text her now!”
• Give the call-in number: 800-992-1099.
• Remind her she has 9 minutes to call back.

4. Live Call Segment – Melissa Calls In

• Hosts celebrate that Melissa called back in time.
• Conversation highlights:
• Melissa confirms she heard her name.
• Hosts acknowledge her tough year and her love for her kids.
• The big news: QYK and Kemp Law Group are buying her Christmas!
• Melissa receives $1,000.
• Emotional gratitude from Melissa.

5. What the Boys Want for Christmas

• Melissa shares:
• Oldest wants top-tier AirPods.
• Youngest wants the “coolest sneakers like his big brother.”
• Hosts react to expensive wish lists.
• Melissa relieved that the prize will help make it possible.

6. Closing the Call

• Hosts thank Melissa for being a loyal listener.
• Melissa expresses appreciation for the show.
• Transition to next segment: “Hang on so we can get your info!”

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1. Background Setup

• Craig’s Situation:
• Works with Tanya.
• Hasn’t hung out outside of work.
• Wants to invite her to Friendsgiving because her family is out of town.
• Craig’s Challenge: Asking people out isn’t his strength, so he asked the show for help.

2. The Call with Tanya

• Initial Contact:
• Tanya agrees to talk but doesn’t know why.
• Reveal:
• Hosts tell Tanya someone at work is interested in her.
• Bring Craig on the line.
• Craig’s Pitch:
• Compliments Tanya (smart, hardworking).
• Invites her to Friendsgiving.
• Tanya’s Reaction:
• Shocked and awkward about being on the radio.
• Concerned about workplace dynamics.
• Reveals Craig is her manager (adds tension).
• Hosts’ Commentary:
• Light humor about company dating policies.
• Emphasize Craig’s promise to keep it casual.

3. Resolution

• Tanya’s Decision:
• Hesitant but agrees to go if Craig keeps it casual.
• Hosts Wrap-Up:
• Encourage them to enjoy Friendsgiving.
• Tease follow-up for listeners.

4. Closing Segment

• Hosts Reflect:
• “Was that really casual? Craig definitely has feelings!”

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1. Setting Up the Topic

• Mention a recent survey about which traditional dishes people think should disappear from Thanksgiving.
• Introduce the idea that each host has their own controversial Thanksgiving food opinions.

2. Host Opinions: Overrated Dishes

A. Cranberry Sauce Debate

• J.R.: “Cranberry sauce has got to go.”
• Launa: Strong disagreement—“You can’t eat turkey without cranberries!”
• Playful argument:
• Launa proudly announces they’re bringing four cans of cranberry sauce to Thanksgiving.
• J.R. jokingly refuses to attend their dinner.
• Short sidebar: Why people love or hate cranberry sauce.

B. Stuffing: Mystery Food?

• Launa reveals she doesn’t eat stuffing—historically grossed out by not knowing what’s in it.
• Host reactions:
• Surprise: “Eyeballs and teeth? Really?”
• Discussion on how people prepare stuffing differently.
• Launa admits she likes it now, but still skeptical.

C. Green Bean Casserole: The Clear “Winner”

• Kevin names green bean casserole as his overrated dish.
• Reveal the survey: 40% of people say green bean casserole should be removed from Thanksgiving.
• Group reactions:
• Not a green bean fan? Hard pass.
• Complaints about the French fried onions on top.
• Some will eat it—but scrape the onions off.

D. Other Survey Mentions

• Cranberry sauce: 35% of people say it should go.
• Sweet potatoes/yams: 16%—hosts debate this:
• Some love them.
• Some don’t eat them at all.
• Discussion about the overabundance of potatoes at many Thanksgiving tables:
• Mashed
• Sweet potatoes
• Scalloped
• Cheesy potatoes
• (“There are like nine potatoes—how do you choose?")

3. Listener Call-In Segment

A. Caller: Robert

• Robert says deviled eggs are the most overrated dish.
• Hosts discuss:
• Lana likes them.
• Host is not a deviled-egg person.
• Robert’s favorites: mashed potatoes and frozen corn.
• Thank the caller.

B. Listener Texts

• Someone says scalloped potatoes can go.
• More playful debate on potato overload:
• Garlic mashed
• Cheesy potatoes with frozen cubes
• “Not healthy—but delicious!”

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Segment 1: Setting the Scene

• Mention the matchup: Buccaneers vs. Rams in Los Angeles.
• Highlight the stakes: Sunday Night Football, big expectations.
• Tease Kevin’s recap challenge: “Can he break it down in 2 minutes?”

Segment 2: Kevin’s Two-Minute Drill

• Kevin delivers his rapid-fire recap:
• Score: Rams 34 – Buccaneers 7.
• Key moments: Early blowout (21-0), Baker Mayfield injury, Teddy Bridgewater steps in.
• Clever phrasing: “La La Land turned into Ha Ha Land.”
• Fantasy football tip: Matt Stafford shines.
• Lone bright spot: Baker-to-Tez Johnson touchdown.

Segment 3: Injury Update

• Baker Mayfield’s shoulder sprain, MRI scheduled.
• Possible QB change: Teddy Bridgewater could start next week.
• Emotional plea: “Please, Baker, please be okay.”

Segment 4: Coach’s Comments

• Todd Bowles’ post-game remarks:
• “Everything ahead of us… but a lot of work to do.”
• Discuss tone and implications for the team.

Segment 5: Fan Reaction & Analysis

• Kevin’s raw reaction: embarrassment, frustration.
• Breakdown of defensive failures:
• Stafford domination.
• Costly mistakes (Cade Otton’s drop leading to defensive TD).
• Debate: Is Todd Bowles to blame?

Segment 6: Looking Ahead

• Next opponent: Cardinals in Tampa (Sunday, 1 PM).
• Remaining schedule: Panthers (twice), Falcons, Saints, Cardinals, Dolphins.
• Optimism vs. reality: “They should win all six… if Baker is healthy.”

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Segment 1: What’s Going On?

• Describe the phenomenon:
• Kids shouting “6-7” during play, drills, and even counting exercises.
• Discuss how widespread it is:
• Playground, baseball field, everywhere.
• Light humor: “It’s like the new ‘What’s up?’—and yes, it’s driving parents crazy.”

Segment 2: Carrie Underwood’s Solution

• Introduce Carrie Underwood’s idea:
• Every time kids say “6-7,” respond with “5309.”
• Explore why this might work:
• Peer pressure reversal, breaking the rhythm.
• Add commentary:
• “It’s going to take all of us to make this stop!”

Segment 3: The Musical Fix

• Bring in the Tommy Tutone angle:
• “867-5309” as a fun alternative.
• Discuss why singing this classic could kill the trend:
• Kids think it’s uncool if parents do it.
• Bonus: “You’re teaching them a great song too!”

Segment 4: Will It Last?

• Reflect on how trends fade:
• Compare to past fads like “What’s up?”
• Predict when this might disappear.
• Light banter: “Until someone brings it back in 10 years…”

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Segment 1: Setting the Scene

• Explain the bet:
• Each host predicted winners in 7 major CMA categories.
• Whoever gets the fewest correct has to sing the Single of the Year live.
• If the winning single was a duet, then the bottom two sing together.
• Build suspense: “Who nailed it? Who’s in trouble?”

Segment 2: Award Recap & Scoreboard

Break down category by category:

1. Single of the Year

• Nominees listed.
• Winner: You Look Like You Love Me (Ella Langley & Riley Green).
• J.R. guessed correctly → 1 point.
• Note: This is the song the losers will sing!

1. Album of the Year

• Winner: Laney Wilson.
• Launa guessed correctly → 1 point.

1. New Artist of the Year

• Winner: Zach Top.
• Kevin guessed correctly → 1 point.

1. Group of the Year

• Winner: Red Clay Strays.
• J.R. guessed correctly → now at 2 points.

1. Male Artist of the Year

• Winner: Cody Johnson.
• J.R. guessed correctly → now at 3 points.

1. Female Artist of the Year

• Winner: Lainey Wilson.
• Launa guessed correctly → now at 2 points.

1. Entertainer of the Year

• Winner: Lainey Wilson.
• Kevin guessed correctly → now at 2 points.

Final Tally:

• J.R.: 3
• Launa: 2
• Kevin: 2

Segment 3: The Punishment

• Reminder of the rule: duet means bottom two sing together.
• Launa and Kevin will perform You Look Like You Love Me.
• Reactions: excitement, nervousness, playful banter.

Segment 4: Industry Insight & Hot Takes

• Discuss surprises:
• Morgan Wallen didn’t win a single award.
• Why? Industry politics, voting process.
• Share opinions: “Are you surprised? Should Morgan have won Entertainer of the Year?”

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Segment 1: Host Discussion

Set Up:

“What’s that one sentence that changed your perspective?”

• Examples from Hosts:
• Lana: “Figure out a way to make money doing something you love.”
• Listener text: “Ask. If you don’t, it’s a guaranteed no.”
• Engage Audience:
• “We asked you to share yours—let’s hear what you said!”

Segment 2: Listener Calls

• Caller 1 (Craig):
• Advice: “Don’t make it your emergency.”
• Context: Fire chief’s wisdom
• Host reaction: “Great reminder—don’t create a bigger problem.”
• Caller 2 (Amy):
• Advice: “The grass isn’t always greener on the other side. It’s green where you water it.”
• Host reaction: “Love that one!”
• Caller 3 (Jay):
• Advice: “Work smart, not hard. The money’s better.”
• Caller 4:
• Advice: “Don’t let someone else’s bad attitude determine yours.”
• Host adds humor: “I remind myself of that every day when I walk in here with Lana!”

Segment 3: Wrap-Up

• Recap Key Advice:
• Make money doing what you love
• Ask, or it’s a guaranteed no
• Work smart, not hard
• Grass is green where you water it
• Don’t let others’ attitudes affect yours

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Segment 1: Keri’s Side

• Introduce Keri
• Recap her version of the date:
• Great dinner in Riverview
• Amazing chemistry
• “One of the best kisses ever”
• Her confusion: “Why hasn’t Andrew called back?”
• Build suspense: “Let’s find out what Andrew has to say…”

Segment 2: Andrew’s Side

• Bring Andrew on the line
• Ask about the date
• Andrew’s perspective:
• “She’s cute, nice, but…”
• Issue: Keri bashed Florida
• Andrew’s identity as a proud Florida guy
• Keri’s plans to move to Austin
• Andrew’s reasoning: “Why start something if she’s leaving?”

Segment 3: Confrontation

• Reveal Keri is on the line
• Keri defends herself:
• Wants to “spread her wings”
• Says Andrew is judging her unfairly
• Andrew responds:
• “Dates are about judging compatibility”
• “I can’t see a future with someone who hates my home state”
• Heated exchange:
• Keri calls Andrew “judgmental”
• Andrew doubles down on Florida pride
• Keri throws shade: “Go get a massage after fishing”

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🧠 Segment 1: The Question That Got Us Thinking

• Share the origin of the question.
• Pose it to the audience: “If you could have lunch or dinner with three people, dead or alive, who would they be?”
• Emphasize: “You only get one shot—choose wisely.”

🗣️ Segment 2: Personal Picks & Why They Matter

J.R.’s Picks:

1. Abraham Lincoln – Historical impact, leadership, and a humorous “don’t go to the play” moment.
2. David Letterman – Broadcasting inspiration and industry influence.
3. Grandfather – Personal connection, career at General Dynamics, and Pentagon reporting.

Launa and Kevin’s picks:

• Sister who passed away – Emotional depth and personal meaning.
• Elvis Presley (pre-Vegas) – Musical legacy and cultural impact.
• Elon Musk – Curiosity about innovation and how his mind works.

💬 Segment 3: Expanding the Conversation

• Discuss other historical figures like George Washington or Thomas Jefferson.
• Reflect on the idea of seeing loved ones “in their prime.”
• Mention how the U.S. is approaching 250 years—what would the founders think?

🎤 Segment 4: Lighter Picks & Pop Culture

• Britney Spears – A fun twist, curiosity about her current life and choices.
• Kardashian sleepovers – Pop culture commentary.
• The idea of giving guidance to celebrities.

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Segment 1: Recap of Chad’s Side

• Explain how Chad and Sophie met (mutual friends).
• Mention the date location (Bella Brava) and Chad’s perspective:
• He thought everything went well.
• He paid for the date, was polite to servers, car was clean.
• Highlight the problem: Chad hasn’t heard from Sophie since.

Segment 2: Call Sophie

• Bring Sophie on the line.
• Initial reaction: She sounds surprised and cautious.
• Reveal the real reason for the ghosting:
• Chad made himself a drink in her kitchen while she was getting ready.
• He went through her fridge and cabinets without asking.
• Hosts react with humor and shock:
• “Wait… he was mixing cocktails in your kitchen?”
• Clarify boundaries: Sophie only asked him to wait at the door.

Segment 3: Chad Responds

• Bring Chad back on.
• His defense:
• She invited him in, so he assumed it was okay.
• He spent $200 on dinner—thought grabbing a drink wasn’t a big deal.
• Sophie’s rebuttal:
• It was their first date; she felt uncomfortable.
• He didn’t respect boundaries.
• Hosts mediate and add commentary:
• Discuss social norms: Is it okay to make yourself at home on a first date?

Segment 4: Resolution

• Ask Sophie if she’d go on another date (with station paying).
• Sophie declines—trust and boundaries issue.
• Chad’s final word: Frustrated, calls Sophie “ungrateful.”
• Hosts wrap up with a humorous takeaway:
• “Lesson learned: Don’t raid the fridge before the first date!”

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