Faced with the prospect of being abandoned on a tiny island off the coast of northern Hokkaido, Tani-san conspires with one friend to cannibalise the other two.

Tani-san resorts to the use of a homemade cat-a-pult to rid herself of her long-term feline frenemy, 'William'- the feral cat who likes to do his business in her garden just to annoy her.

The Gifu Bush warbler turns  tables on her Abductors as Tani-san discovers some curious family history

TANI-SAN Visits her GP just to annoy him with the problem of getting revenge on someone who is already dead.

TANI-SAN dies in a freak walrus-based accident and is translated to the afterlife, whereupon she goes to some lengths to cheat her way into Heaven only to spend the rest of the time arguing her way out of it