Okay.
So I just watched this entire call.
And I feel like I need therapy.
Or a drink.
Or both.
First of all — this man says “paid” more times than a SoundCloud rapper.
“Paid paid paid paid paid.”
Bro, are we confirming invoices or summoning a demon?
Every time someone asks a normal question — like a very normal, adult, investor question — he responds like a motivational speaker who just discovered crypto yesterday.
“Is the miner fully paid?”
“Paid.”
“Is the invoice finalized?”
“Paid.”
“Do you have the invoice?”
“…They said don’t pay. But paid.”
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
That’s not an answer. That’s a sound effect.
Then someone asks about transparency.
Multi-sig wallet.
Reasonable request, right?
You raised almost two hundred million dollars.
Community says, “Hey, maybe more than one person should control that?”
And the response is basically:
“No.”
Not yet.
After launch.
After payments.
After vibes.
After Monday.
After everything.
Then maybe.
Bro.
If my mechanic told me, “Yeah I’ll show you the engine after you drive the car off the lot,” I’m not buying the car.
And the numbers.
Oh my god, the numbers.
“440 million raised.”
“No wait 190.”
“30 million left.”
“32.”
“Marketing was 200k a day.”
“Or 100k.”
“Or between 100 and 250.”
This isn’t accounting.
This is freestyle rap.
My favorite part?
“I see opportunity.”
Every time someone raises a red flag, he sees opportunity.
Miners not delivered? Opportunity.
Network not tested at scale? Opportunity.
Community nervous? Opportunity.
At this point if the office caught on fire he’d say, “Guys, this is huge opportunity for warmth.”
Then the Alpine partnership.
Fully paid.
But cancelled.
Because they said “come pay pay pay pay.”
That explanation sounded like someone describing a cartoon villain.
“So what happened?”
“They said pay pay pay. Took the money. Bye.”
What are we running here? A blockchain or a daycare?
And when they ask who controls the money.
This is my favorite.
“Who has control of the funds?”
“Me. My company.”
Oh.
Okay.
Well.
That clears up absolutely nothing.
And when they say they traced wallets and funds moving around?
“It’s a multinational corporation.”
Bro.
Amazon doesn’t answer like that.
And then the confidence.
The absolute confidence.
“Nothing can go wrong for more than 24 hours.”
Oh good.
So if the network crashes, we’re only screwed for a day.
Fantastic.
Comforting.
Very reassuring.
And the marketing strategy.
Oh this one killed me.
“We deliver miners. People post ‘I received it.’ Price go up.”
That’s it.
That’s the strategy.
Testimonials = moon.
Wall Street has been overcomplicating this for decades.
All you need is 20,000 people tweeting “I received it.”
Genius.
Listen.
Here’s the funny part.
This isn’t even about hate.
It’s about coherence.
When someone asks direct questions about hundreds of millions of dollars, you don’t respond like you’re hosting a TED Talk on optimism.
You answer clearly.
With numbers.
With documents.
With structure.
Not with vibes.
And the constant “Monday.”
Everything happens Monday.
Invoices Monday.
Fixes Monday.
Calls Monday.
India team Monday.
Monday must be the most productive day in blockchain history.
At some point, one of the investors just sounds tired.
Not angry.
Just tired.
Like, “Bro… I just want clarity.”
And instead they get:
Vision.
Snowstorm.
Opportun
