Bryn and Jaff share a completely unremarkable Spanish Rioja....but enjoy it a lot!! They avoided eating fungus in Bristol, chatted about Timitus McJohn, clearly don't appreciate songs about baked beans and are baffled by the fact that Gary Numan and Gary Oldman are dangerously close to being the same age...whatever you do, don't mention The Boning Hall....

The soundtrack to the ramblings this week has been something exceptional!! Some absolutely brilliant releases from a hugely eclectic range of artists.

This weeks Releases

Blood Abscission - II (26:01)

(Debemur Morti)

https://bloodabscission.bandcamp.com/album/i-i

Church Of The Sea - Eva (39:35)

(These hands Melt)

https://churchofthesea.bandcamp.com/album/eva

Putrid Offal - Obliterated Life (54:27)

(Time To Kill)

https://putridoffal.bandcamp.com/album/obliterated-life

CBZK - Dybuctwo (01:02:32)

(Self)

https://cbzk.bandcamp.com/album/dybuctwo

Empire Of Dust - From Dust Till Dawn (01:12:53)

(Self)

https://empireofdust.bandcamp.com/album/from-dust-till-dawn

Messa - The Spin (01:22:44)

(Metal Blade)

https://messa.bandcamp.com/album/the-spin

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This week Bryn and Jaff go fishing off the coast of Western Australia with a wonderful bottle of merlot (shame about the crack). There's shiny noggins, a potential invitation to Saturday Kitchen and a dirty Pink (not Keith) Floyd....GO SLEEP!!

There's been a very eclectic bunch of albums out this week, from punk to blackened-doom and everything in between....and if that's not enough there's even a brief interlude for some shipping forecast.....you're in for a wild ride!!

This Weeks Releases

Dutch Nuggets - Fishbowl'd (23:44)

Thousand Island Records

https://dutchnuggets.bandcamp.com/album/fishbowld

Pigs x7 - Death Hilarious (39:35)

Rocket Recordings

https://pigspigspigspigspigspigspigs.bandcamp.com/album/death-hilarious

Yann Tiersen - Rathlin From A Distance / The Liquid Hour (56:12)

Everything's Calm

https://yann-tiersen.bandcamp.com/album/rathlin-from-a-distance-the-liquid-hour

Goetia - Otherworldly Agency (01:22:31)

Voice Of The Cielago

https://goetiadeath.bandcamp.com/album/otherworldly-agency

Mizmor x Hell - Alluvion (01:31:07)

Gilead Media

https://gileadmedia.bandcamp.com/album/alluvion

Benediction - Ravage Of Empires (01:46:56)

Nuclear Blast

https://benedictionofficial.bandcamp.com/album/ravage-of-empires

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This week Bryn and Jaff use their new-found wine knowledge to analyse a Chilean Pinot Noir....but have they actually learnt anything? Jaff tries to go to Belgium looking for electro-cicadas but repeatedly ends up in Scandinavia, Bryn has a revelation about simple maths and gets an unusually depressing Danish lesson, and for the first time they rate an album out of ten....for no discernible reason whatsoever.

The musical releases this week have been absolutely incredible. Covering genres from funeral-doom, shoe gaze, post-metal and many more....there's a lot to talk about so get yourself ready for a deep dive into these records!!

This Weeks Releases

Nortt - Dødssang (23:28)

(Avantgarde Music)

https://avantgardemusic.bandcamp.com/album/d-dssang

Amenra - De Toorn / With Fang and Claw (EP's) (38:00)

(Relapse Records)

https://amenra.bandcamp.com/

Telepathy - Transmissions (58:40)

(Pelagic Records)

https://telepathyband.bandcamp.com/album/transmissions

Industrial Puke - Alive to No Avail (01:13:38)

(Suicide Records)

https://suiciderecordsswe.bandcamp.com/album/alive-to-no-avail

Decrepisy - Deific Mourning (01:22:45)

(Carbonized Records)

https://decrepisy.bandcamp.com/album/deific-mourning

Deafheaven - Lonely People With Power (01:34:10)

(Roadrunner Records)

https://deafheavens.bandcamp.com/album/lonely-people-with-power

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In this episode Bryn and Jaff pick up a wayward traveller in the form of Mr Jake Doherty, a man who just so happens to have an encyclopaedic knowledge of wine and a hearty interest in alternative music.....he even happened to bring two bottles with him......how convenient.

The usual chaos ensues, including discussions of Oregon cadavers, Bryn's lack of underpants, French vineyards being invaded by alien life forms.....and some genuinely interesting facts about wine. More importantly though, what will Jake think of the unique scoring system?

This Weeks Releases

KAZEA - I. Ancestral

https://suiciderecordsswe.bandcamp.com/album/i-ancestral

KATLA - Scandinavian Pain

https://katladk.bandcamp.com/album/scandinavian-pain

Rancid Cadaver - Mortality Denied

https://rancidcadaver.bandcamp.com/album/mortality-denied

Drudkh - Shadow Play

https://drudkh.bandcamp.com/album/shadow-play

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On this weeks episode Jaff threatens to expose himself, Bryn gets himself completely lost somewhere between Spain and Italy, Anna Kournikova makes an unscheduled appearance and they have a very honest conversation about Sleep Token....ten episodes in and there's still a good dose of nonsense to be had!!

Musically, the soundtrack of this week's releases was phenomenal and includes what may be one of the greatest prog albums ever written.....

This Weeks Releases

Nomadic Rituals - Fust

https://nomadicrituals.bandcamp.com/album/fust

Ricky Warwick - Blood Ties

https://rickywarwick.bandcamp.com/album/blood-ties

Wombbath - Beyond The Abyss

https://open.spotify.com/album/7crhEblnalRrZckGS0gybS?si=rAMplBMdQ4iy3_-OqIyRIg

Museum Of Light - Diviner

https://museumoflightband.bandcamp.com/album/diviner

Steven Wilson - The Overview

https://open.spotify.com/album/3xOcExpIWzroZldcdc212q?si=WC4eHLSBQ1uXhJ_IEQaLbA

Memory Entry - Our World Is Going To Disappear (EP)

https://memoryentry.bandcamp.com/album/our-world-is-going-to-disappear

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This week Bryn and Jaff go organic!! Fighting back hordes of small partridges and avoiding the torrential rice pudding downpours, they get stuck in to another healthy meal of music releases from the past week while they dissect all the important important topics such as Mulberry handbags, Glastonbury, and how to artificially inseminate a flower....

This Weeks Releases

The Wildhearts - Satanic Rites Of The Wildhearts

https://open.spotify.com/album/5DpCn2FhSv9PK9vcqQJP6v?si=v-zYH3gWQVWTbgmfRfmtRg

This Gift Is A Curse - Heir

https://thisgiftisacurse.bandcamp.com/album/heir

Pyres - Yun

https://open.spotify.com/album/5Q3sm0skYpP07nGLwIp9a7?si=pjf5HdfHRaOvozRGU5uLtg

Bonejammer - Carcinogenesis

https://bonejammer.bandcamp.com/album/carcinogenesis

KLPS - K L P S

https://open.spotify.com/artist/6XEcMSGuyKvUqt6UI3I7Ou?si=-JW_rsBeQWim8l-M0IVz5g

Guiltless - Teeth To Sky

https://guiltless.bandcamp.com/album/teeth-to-sky

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This week Bryn and Jaff are back in France to test the fruity waters of Chardonnay.....and their opinions are split for the first time!!

Once again, there's been another slew of great albums for us to get stuck into this week....if we can find time in between our riveting discussions about international gigolo's, Bryn's tropical plums, salt-baked beets and the occasional dragon. Grab a glass and join us in the absurdity...

Botty's up everyone!!

This Weeks Releases

Vacuous - In His Blood

https://vacuousdeath.bandcamp.com/album/in-his-blood

Tunic - A Harmony Of Loss Has Been Sung

https://tunicband.bandcamp.com/album/a-harmony-of-loss-has-been-sung

Pariah - Violence Is A Curse

https://cursedmonk.bandcamp.com/album/violence-is-a-curse

The Devil Makes Three - Spirits

https://thedevilmakesthree.bandcamp.com/album/spirits

Ofnus - Valediction

https://ofnus.bandcamp.com/album/valediction

Grima - Nightside

https://grima.bandcamp.com/album/nightside

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In this week's episode, Bryn and Jaff tackle the "racy" world of white wine....suspenders and all!

Jaff's swede gets a bit "nonky" , Bryn pops to the shops to buy some cabbage whilst whistling Pissgrave, and they actually get rather serious when they start talking about the "stonkingly" good selection of music releases from the past week.

This Weeks Releases

Abduction - Existentialismus

https://abduction616.bandcamp.com/album/existentialismus

Maud The Moth - The Distaff

https://maudthemoth.bandcamp.com/album/the-distaff

Wren - Black Rain Falls

https://disciplesofwren.bandcamp.com/album/black-rain-falls

The Boy That Got Away - Peacetime

https://open.spotify.com/album/3P3mRTjmk84LeSwvzWRGCd?si=OVhlRcoaTay_K3JZeknUWg

Pissgrave - Malignant Worthlessness

https://open.spotify.com/album/3E7SQqVUujftUeNBdWYY4W?si=tnZE8nYYSWKzZOic02-iJA

Killswitch Engage - This Consequence

https://killswitchengage.bandcamp.com/album/this-consequence

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In this weeks episode, Bryn and Jaff share their musings on topic such as inappropriate names for firemen, Krist Novoselic's adoring gaze.....and an unhealthy dose of bodily fluids. All the while sipping Blossom Hill like two middle aged ladies in a park...

Manic Street Preachers - Critical Thinking

https://open.spotify.com/album/0uQf3c9vjUn2HDfgc5gbPR?si=h-T_gjn-RS26KoxCBUCdZA

Rectal Smegma - To Serve and Protect

https://open.spotify.com/album/46cJkjsASYJmcUHHZWjt7X?si=bJTY8WMeT-iVWdVpmMhXGA

Chaos Inception - Vengeance Evangel

https://lavadome.bandcamp.com/album/vengeance-evangel

Pothamus - Abur

https://pothamus.bandcamp.com/album/abur

Hangmans Chair - Saddiction

https://hangmanschair.bandcamp.com/album/saddiction

Mantar - Post Apocalyptic Depression

https://mantar.bandcamp.com/album/post-apocalyptic-depression

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Returning to the sunny Vineyards of France, Bryn and Jaff talk through a whole host of incredible releases from the last seven days, and there's an unexpectedly Celtic theme to this weeks' choices.

And if that isn't enough for you, they also discuss Ozzy Osbourne's distinctive aroma, whippets wearing clothes.....and brake fluid.

This Weeks Releases

Saor - Amidst The Ruins

https://saor.bandcamp.com/album/amidst-the-ruins-2

Federico Albanese - Blackbirds And The Sun Of October

https://open.spotify.com/album/4O77WioPYSFk4cNHiPpLzk?si=Tc9umeLuT1-b1J8DRPNBHw

The Rumjacks - Dead Anthems

https://therumjacks.bandcamp.com/album/dead-anthems

Unreqvited - A Pathway To The Moon

https://unreqvited.bandcamp.com/album/a-pathway-to-the-moon

Solkyri - Cranebrook

https://solkyri.bandcamp.com/album/cranebrook

The Leviathan - The Wolf Amongst The Horsemen EP

https://theleviathanuk.bandcamp.com/album/the-wolf-amongst-the-horsemen-ep

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