If you're unlucky in love, treat several of the stories in this episode as cautionary tales, or at the very least instruction manuals on how not to act while dating. From legitimately heart-warming tales of inked love to gross stories of exes that linger to maddening anecdotes about pitiful pity sex, this episode should be archived for future generations.

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