This episodes contains stories of sour milk and some Canadians taking the absolute piss.

Money laundering, grown men with gross Disney tattoos and… this can’t be right… pegging?!

An episode as rich with tattoo history as it is about the slow and public death of Celebrity. We also receive another story from our own bomb disposal expert, and

Is this the best written story we have ever had submitted? Possibly! We also try to figure out who is to blame for a free tattoo that ended up costing $3000.

We get sent possibly the worst family portrait story ever as well as a story about when tattooing a celebrity goes wrong!

We hear from the colleague of a serial plagiariser as well as someone who was recruited by their boss to carry out a firebombing mission that goes awry.

We learn of a former inmate on a mission from god as well as a customer who got scammed by their tattooer.

Ever wondered if the tattoo you were getting was permanent?

One listener regales us with a tale not too dissimilar from the plot of Baby Reindeer. Whilst another listener tells us about being a captive audience of one to some bizarre conspiracies.

DISCLAIMER: The audio cuts out for a couple of minutes at the beginning - But comes back in at 3:33. We apologise and this won’t happen again, we promise.

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A story of the one image that proves to be this tattooers Kryptonite and a listener tells all about a persistent stalker in the shop.