Ever wondered if the tattoo you were getting was permanent?

One listener regales us with a tale not too dissimilar from the plot of Baby Reindeer. Whilst another listener tells us about being a captive audience of one to some bizarre conspiracies.

DISCLAIMER: The audio cuts out for a couple of minutes at the beginning - But comes back in at 3:33. We apologise and this won’t happen again, we promise.

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A story of the one image that proves to be this tattooers Kryptonite and a listener tells all about a persistent stalker in the shop.

As a Christmas bonus from us and ours to you and yours, we have something special! A game of Naughty or Nice, our list of people you should get tattooed by in 2026, and a particularly concerning WWYD to round out the year.

When tinder is your preferred tattoo booking platform and things turn out to be… less than professional. And a listener regales us with a story of a stranger who is down on his luck but determined to repay a favour.

One listener gets more than they bargained for whilst another writes us a story of their incredible powers of recovery!

Have you ever pissed yourself as an adult? Or maybe committed to getting tattooed whilst drunk in a foreign country?

Everything that could have gone wrong went wrong in this chaotic episode! However, we have a story where a listener was a bit too supportive of their tattooer and a harrowing tale of sepsis.

The perils of moral support and a valuable lesson about giving people a chance… when you probably shouldn’t.

A story from Kings Cross that highlights the importance of adult literacy. Along with a listener who came to us for genuine advice for a genuine problem. Advice we felt required some help from someone who gives guidance for a living. We called a priest…