Tech Talk

An important announcement from management, regarding an exciting merchandise opportunity for YOU and your family!

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The Tech Talk Patreon: www.patreon.com/TechTalkPod

The boys have so much to talk about this week it's honestly a bit of a struggle to stay on topic, but they've got an exciting event motivating them to stay focused. Including: How not to get revenge on your ex-wife's brother; Uncle Rodney's St. Patrick's Day Brawl; how to kiss a velveteen rock star; Hot and Not; a live performance of your favorite Apple Loops; and the long-awaited premiere of an infamous, hateful hit song.

As heard in Episode 51, Ted's stepson Emmett's latest anti-father hit song, ft. Tech Tim (against his will).

Tim and Ted have stared into the abyss and the abyss stared back and they are here with all the tips, tricks, and gossip YOU need in case you ever stare into the abyss and it stares back (you break your phone). Featuring: How not to jump over the trash pond; What funeral homes will and won't do for your best friends; the power of Double Brew coffee; the perils of hipster coffee shops; Peter Jackson's greatest casting feat on The Lord of the Rings; The Science of shrunken son brains; Emmett's newest anti-father hit, "Trash Dad Elegy"; and how to avoid commitment and save your own life.

Tim and Ted are back from their week off and full of exciting new ideas to share with their listeners! Including: Updates on Ted's plan to regain his wife/sanity; Cousin Josh's podcast boot camp; helping the younger generation getting into Tech Talk; and Emmett's latest viral hit song.

As heard in Episode 50, Emmett's first song from music camp. A hateful, anti-dad, anti-clown travesty.

Tech Talk is turning 50! To celebrate, Tim and Ted answer YOUR questions, introduce some exciting new segments, and address certain grudges and controversies, all with an assist from their new manager.

Including: the latest episode of Doc Bastard; renaming the planets; ranking Apple products; Valentine's Day exploits; avoiding the subconscious; seeing without seeing; Tim's new documentary about the real heroes of rock and roll; Emmett's new hit song; clowning with dignity; new movie ideas; and the hidden powers of Colin Filth. Plus much more.

Patreon: www.Patreon.com/TechTalkPod

The boys are finally going to do their unboxing videos! But first, a few updates about their lives. Including: Sarah, Stefan and Bronson home movies and how to get around a prohibitive wedding invite. Also, a new segment--"Relationship Corner"--and the boys offer their definitive list of different kinds of dads.

From our hearts to your ears, a message from the people behind Tech Talk, regarding merch, outtakes, and a big thanks.

It's Tech Talk's one year anniversary! The boys reflect on 12 months of success and look to their bright future. Including: further adventures of Tom de la Tom; congratulations for Grace and Sarah; the only way to use Patreon without being embarrassed; the joys of suffering for tech; and a surprising look into Randy's private life. Plus: A high production value teaser for their new movie, "My iPad Teacher."