What is a McNothing? What uncommon things should be common? How many miles from home did a dog walk this time?

The answers to these questions, plus Alexa Toilet, in today's show.

Did a thief snort someone's ashes? Is January better for breakups or hookups? What words should we retire for the new year?

The answers to these questions, plus Karens for hire, in today's show.

How much did Goofy's head go for at auction? Why might remote start be bad for your vehicle? What is quiet thriving?

The answers to these questions, plus the things everyone does, in today's show.

How can you avoid being lonely when you are alone on Christmas? Why should you give toys to Santa? What are the most popular Christmas cookies by state?

The answers to these questions, plus Survive Peppa Pig, in today's show.

What is a silent wedding? Why is plant-based meat a failure at fast food joints? How can you defrost your windows faster?

The answers to these questions, plus 2022 Quiz, in today's show.

What does the word "mistletoe" actually mean? Should delivery drivers scold customers who don't tip? Would you consider human composting?

The answers to these questions, plus Saint Nick vs Nick Cage, in today's show.

What candy bar is becoming a protein bar? Should you eat your cutlery? What does science say about midlife crises?

The answers to these questions, plus shipwrecked pants, in today's show.

Why did Los Angeles County issue a unicorn permit? Why are you more likely to suffer a heart attack over the holidays? Why are mom-centric Facebook groups bad?

The answers to these questions, plus Egg Nog Quiz, in today's show.

Should you buy headphones that filter air? Is cash an appropriate wedding gift? What is the biggest reason people use TikTok?

The answers to these questions, plus the Britney musical, in today's show.

What do books smell like? Are identity thieves coming for your child? Why do weighted blankets help you sleep?

The answers to these questions, plus beards, in today's show.