We are off today, so enjoy these "Least Worst of Matt and Kate" segments. We will also be off December 21st through January 2nd.

How can you stop yourself from sending drunken texts this Christmas? What are the most popular holiday injuries? Should you give your neighbor chili?

The answers to these questions, plus Christmas Tree Quiz, in today's show.

What are the odds of a White Christmas? Should you drink beer out of a leg? What is the time limit for using your phone on the toilet?

The answers to these questions, plus Toy Inflation Quiz, in today's show.

What Franzia merchandise should you consider? How will you get rid of your Kanye West tattoo? Does Kate find Nicholas Cage sexy?

The answers to these questions, plus ugly people with attractive significant others, in today's show.

Can you own a kangaroo? Should you test drive Kansas City International Airport? Should you eat candy before a workout?

The answers to these questions, plus Celebrity First Job Quiz, in today's show.

Should you teach your dog to paint? What might be lurking in your Christmas tree? Are crosswords or video games better for your brain?

The answers to these questions, plus frying pans to the head, in today's show.

What do old people regret? What is an exercise snack? How much do bachelorette parties cost?

The answers to these questions, plus Kate's misfortune, in today's show.

What are some words of the year? Should Kate become a mall santa? Which famous retailer is now available in hologram form?

The answers to these questions, plus top Christmas scents, in today's show.

Should you replace your plants with Lego? What are the best states for pre-date drinking? What health foods are bad for you?

The answers to these questions, plus robocalls, in today's show.

How can you keep your pet from becoming obese over the holidays? Why are bats falling from the sky? Can you flush a 67-pound goldfish?

The answers to these questions, plus cargo pants are back, in today's show.