How much fried chicken is too much friend chicken per week, month, year? Which country doesn't feed their children's friends at dinner? Why can't Matt close the refrigerator door?

The answers to these questions, plus cake vs avacado, in today's show.

Are Matt and Kate prepared for Backup Awareness Month? Which KC sports team should've never changed their name? What are the dangers involved with kissing a Wookiee?

The answers to these questions, plus shirtless Ewan McGregor, in today's show.

Should you put Velveeta on your fingernails? Which condiment shortage should you prepare yourself for? Should you avoid winking?

The answers to these questions, plus two Hershey workers get stuck in chocolate, in today's show.

Can Mike Tyson adequately fill a pair of tighty whities? What is a tween doll? Would Kate rather Brad Pitt or Edward Norton?

The answers to these questions, plus Toyota goes Nintendo, in today's show.

Should you trust Matt and Kate's financial advice? Does Tom Cruise wear shoe lifts? What do you call a fake cowboy?

The answers to these questions, plus vomitous panic attacks, in today's show.

What did corporate say about the radio station's "On a Scale of 1 to 10, Urinate" sign above the urinal? What did Matt witness Stevie Wonder do in the Apple Store? How much will the electric Back to the Future car cost, and will it travel through time?

The answers to these questions, plus George Brett craps his pants, in today's show.

Should wine be a perk at work? Why does Matt think some bars don't fill pint glasses all the way? Where do you have to go to get the new pickle Mountain Dew?

The answers to these questions, plus a tower of giraffes, in today's show.

Which celebrity did a full-body wax? What color are brides choosing for their dresses? Why do college reunions exist?

The answers to these question, plus a failed driver's test, in today's show.

How can you communicate with the Jonas Brothers? What TV should you put on your deck? What's with the St. Joseph cop who put $99,000 worth of personal stuff on the company card?

The answers to these questions, plus solving climate change with cream pies, in today's show.

Which 80's TV show deserves a musical? What should you consume first: the book or the movie? What happens if you cross your fingers during a pinky swear?

The answers to these questions, plus confusing percentages, in today's show.