Technopathic

What should you buy or not buy to get the best deals now versus later? What has a club implemented to prevent creeps from staring at women? How can you make medicine act faster?

The answers to these questions, plus celebrity college courses, in today's show.

Should you install microchips into your hands? Is Michael Jackson still King of Pop? Would you eat a gummy bear made out of wind-turbine blades?

The answers to these questions, plus pets watch TV, in today's show.

How many germs are on backpacks? What sandwich does the Queen of England eat every day? Why should you tape your spouse's mouth shut?

The answers to these questions, plus fast-food subscriptions, in today's show.

What is a Dilly Dilly Dog? What is the history of the Girl Explaining meme? Where is the best place for a working vacation?

The answers to these questions, plus Target remodels, in today's show.

What classic fast-food sandwich is getting a new variant? Can you give a single kudo? Who is the Queen of Christmas?

The answers to these questions, plus anti-party technology, in today's show.

Should you get gymnosis to get fit? Which state messes up air travel for the rest of the United States? What is the new Girl Scout Cookie?

The answers to these questions, plus finger bowls, in today's show.

Why is there a Christmas tree shortage? Should you move Christmas birthdays to the summer? How did Capri Sun get cleaning solution in its Wild Cherry drink?

The answers to these questions, plus school starts, in today's show.

Where can you buy your Christmas decorations in the middle of August? What is splooting? Why are people ditching the top sheet?

The answers to these questions, plus drinking rain water, in today's show.

Are you required to throw away an empty donut box? Should you give people a thumbs down instead of a middle finger? Which superhero is responsible for the court-ordered ankle monitor?

The answers to these questions, plus TikTok bibliographies, in today's show.

What social media have the teens abandoned? Should you rent your clothes? Should you hire a robot to assemble IKEA stuff for you?

The answers to these questions, plus the Millenial Pause, in today's show.