Who attacked Kate's eye? What are effective ways to scare your children? What dead rock star is getting the opera treatment?

The answers to these questions, plus Matt and Kate ponder their relevance, in today's show.

What new concessions are available for the new baseball season? Is Justin Bieber competing with Selena Gomez? Is Hailey Bieber pregnant?

The answers to these questions, plus no makeup, in today's show.

Should you use your laptop on the toilet? Can you trap the Easter Bunny? Do Matt and Kate want their corpses to be propped upright in a club when they die?

The answers to these questions, plus piñatas, in today's show.

What does your coffee order say about your personality? What beverage can you drink in the metaverse? What is the latest Peeps-based food item?

The answers to these questions, plus Circus Peanuts, in today's show.

Why is Kate failing to train for her half marathon? Why does Matt want an exoskeleton? Can you return a puppy because it eats poop?

The answers to these questions, plus the wrong Will Smith, in today's show.

How can you save on Easter candy? What emoji do Matt and Kate recommend? What creepy movie is getting a prequel?

The answers to these questions, plus The Sports Bra, in today's show.

Do Matt and Kate approve of April Fools? Are you sick of hearing about Will Smith? Should you flip off other drivers?

The answers to these questions, plus The Beave vs The Biebs, in today's show.

What musician canceled his show so he could attend the Final Four? Would you like to greet aliens to Earth? Should you smell your shoes?

The answers to these questions, plus gassy husbands, in today's show.

How badly did Kate mess up her cookie recipe? What will Matt do now that chili season is ending? Would Icarus be able to fly closer to the sun with modern wing technology?

The answers to these questions, plus a Celebrity Feud Game, in today's show.

What makes someone a picky eater? When is cursing good for you? Should you or should you not dye eggs for Easter?

The answers to these questions, plus Kate's near-death experience, in today's show.