Why does Jeff Bezos want to dismantle a Dutch bridge? What is Bud Light NEXT? Are men more responsible for a successful Valentine's Day than women?

The answers to these questions, plus old hags, in today's show.

What are the worst Valentine's gifts? Should Matt get buried like Dracula? Has Kate been getting wasted since Dry January ended?

The answers to these questions, plus firepit weather, in today's show.

What type of toes do you have? Did Dale Earnhardt's ghost force someone to drive the wrong way on the highway? What slang is becoming extinct? The answers to these questions, plus Bob Ross on repeat, in today's show.

What are the most popular sports superstitions? Should Matt put on weight, clothes, or something else? Who will put up curtains first: Kate or her neighbors?

The answers to these questions, plus slippers, in today's show.

How do you get rid of ear worms? Do Matt and Kate slap the bag? Why should you turn on subtitles?

The answers to these questions, plus hooligans performing shenanigans, on today's show.

What ice cream should you give for Valentine's Day? How is Matt infecting himself? Does Kate light tires on fire?

The answers to these questions, plus too much wine, in today's show.

Should you put Pam or Crisco on your sled? Should you name a roach after your ex? What is Kate's Valentines Pizza recipe?

The answers to these questions, plus duck off, in today's show.

Why are Kate's Christmas lights still up? Why is Matt obsessed with a fake cowboy? What are the results from Dry January?

The answers to these questions, plus masked chest bumps, in today's show.

Why are the Olympics weird this year? What happened when 100 monkeys were on the loose? Does the Kool-Aid Man or Macho Man Randy Savage own the phrase "oh yeah"?

The answers to these questions, plus cardigans, in today's show.

Did Matt film any misbehavors on his flight? Why won't Kate wear a scarf? How do people behave in Portland?

The answers to these questions, plus selfie tips, in today's show.