How does Matt think Kate should frighten her kids? Would you take a beer bath? What are the youths in Kate's neighborhood vandalizing?

The answers to these questions, plus early retirement, in today's show.

What feedback did Matt and Kate get about walking the cat? How many Kmarts are left? Can Matt and Kate wrap their brains around the Gen Z app BeReal?

The answers to these questions, plus real headlines vs fake headlines, in today's show.

Who is pregnant? What phrases make no sense to someone born after the year 2000? What "adult conversations" is Kate having that her kids aren't allowed to hear?

The answers to these questions, plus puppy scams, in today's show.

Are Kate's half-marathon ambitions falling apart? Why is Peppa Pig appealing? How does Matt plan to hunt for eggs?

The answers to these questions, plus Dunkin' cosmetics, in today's show.

Who attacked Kate's eye? What are effective ways to scare your children? What dead rock star is getting the opera treatment?

The answers to these questions, plus Matt and Kate ponder their relevance, in today's show.

What new concessions are available for the new baseball season? Is Justin Bieber competing with Selena Gomez? Is Hailey Bieber pregnant?

The answers to these questions, plus no makeup, in today's show.

Should you use your laptop on the toilet? Can you trap the Easter Bunny? Do Matt and Kate want their corpses to be propped upright in a club when they die?

The answers to these questions, plus piñatas, in today's show.

What does your coffee order say about your personality? What beverage can you drink in the metaverse? What is the latest Peeps-based food item?

The answers to these questions, plus Circus Peanuts, in today's show.

Why is Kate failing to train for her half marathon? Why does Matt want an exoskeleton? Can you return a puppy because it eats poop?

The answers to these questions, plus the wrong Will Smith, in today's show.

How can you save on Easter candy? What emoji do Matt and Kate recommend? What creepy movie is getting a prequel?

The answers to these questions, plus The Sports Bra, in today's show.