Can Catholics enjoy McMuffin Day on Ash Wednesday? Do Matt and Kate recognize Meteorological Spring? Is Dr. Seuss canceled?

The answers to these questions, plus heated clothing, in today's show.

What are the biggest arguments couples have about food? Does cereal count as breakfast for dinner? What is a dumpster?

The answers to these questions, plus Taylor Swift vs William Shakespeare, in today's show.

Will Matt and Kate go on the Golden Girls cruise? What's the latest ice cream? Why does Kate enjoy Gray Sweatpants Season?

The answers to these questions, plus lying to the children, in today's show.

What are the latest beverages? What's with the lines on red party cups? How do Matt and Kate get motivated to clean the house?

The answers to these questions, plus breakfast in the car, in today's show.

What is the Matt and Kate review of The Tinder Swindler? Which boy band received a dead shark in their fan mail? Does Kate do shots of ranch?

The answers to these questions, plus National Chili Day, in today's show.

What should you eat before bed? Is there a medium intestine? Should Kate buy curtains for her neighbors?

The answers to these questions, plus brain tacos, in today's show.

Will Matt and Kate eat squirrel? When does Kate want to die? When will Matt get a cat?

The answers to these queestions, plus donkeys in bathtubs, in today's show.

Can a donette be giant? What are the new jelly beans? Is Kate fun at parties?

The answers to these questions, plus thank you, in today's show.

What should you bring to your Airbnb? Is potato a good perfume? What is dirtier than your toilet seat?

The answers to these questions, plus arctic hotel rooms, in today's show.

How has the iPhone hurt chewing gum sales? Why does Matt panic at self checkout? Does an apple feel similar to a tomato in your hand?

The answers to these questions, plus Pringles mashed potatoes, in today's show.