How did a woman end up with a high heel puncturing her foot? Does ice fishing encourage prostitution? What is Kate's tip for speeding without getting pulled over?

The answers to these questions, plus celebrity college degrees, in today's show.

Can Twitter get people to Tweet kinder things? Can Matt get Kate to play Mariokart? How does making the bed affect your health?

The answers to these questions, plus Matt and Kate impersonate St. Patrick, in today's show.

Will Kate slap the bag for Valentine's Day? Should fifth graders give romantic Valentine's cards? Should you drink more coffee?

The answers to these questions, plus alcohol enthusiasts, in today's show.

When should you use the Biting Lip emoji? Why would you call the cops on Valentine's Day? Why would you not want to live to be 100?

The answers to these questions, plus Peloton's severance package, in today's show.

Why does Jeff Bezos want to dismantle a Dutch bridge? What is Bud Light NEXT? Are men more responsible for a successful Valentine's Day than women?

The answers to these questions, plus old hags, in today's show.

What are the worst Valentine's gifts? Should Matt get buried like Dracula? Has Kate been getting wasted since Dry January ended?

The answers to these questions, plus firepit weather, in today's show.

What type of toes do you have? Did Dale Earnhardt's ghost force someone to drive the wrong way on the highway? What slang is becoming extinct? The answers to these questions, plus Bob Ross on repeat, in today's show.

What are the most popular sports superstitions? Should Matt put on weight, clothes, or something else? Who will put up curtains first: Kate or her neighbors?

The answers to these questions, plus slippers, in today's show.

How do you get rid of ear worms? Do Matt and Kate slap the bag? Why should you turn on subtitles?

The answers to these questions, plus hooligans performing shenanigans, on today's show.

What ice cream should you give for Valentine's Day? How is Matt infecting himself? Does Kate light tires on fire?

The answers to these questions, plus too much wine, in today's show.