Today is so many thrilling days, which one will Matt and Kate celebrate? Should you feed Flamin' Hot Cheetos to a monkey? Has Kate been wearing deodorant during the pandemic?

The answers to these questions, plus alarm clock shortages, in today's show.

Is Kate's jealousy of Matt justified? Why can't Matt go to buffets? Where won't Kate allow bacon?

The answers to these questions, plus Never Have I Ever, in today's show.

What's a fun new pickle recipe? What the h is going on with the wannabe Brady Bunch reunion? What nicknames does Kate use around the house? 

The answers to these questions, plus a new movie theater concept, in today's show.

Does the internet ever forget failed engagements? What major life goal has Kate fallen short of? What happens to Matt when he's had too much caffeine?

The answers to these stories, plus food that resembles baby diarrhea, in today's show.

What is a Geriatric Millennial? Should you consider a fake wedding? Why do Matt and Kate wear headphones weird?

The answers to these questions, plus Signal Removal Study, in today's show.

What is Kate's new, innovative couch all about? What if Matt was Kate's son? What's a number between 1 and 20?

The answers to these questions, plus Matt and Kate invent a new booze product, in today's show.

Should you be suspicious of your second-born child? Is Matt a hoarder? What are the health benefits of chores?

The answers to these questions, plus Kate's lawn-mowing incident, in today's show.

Should May have 32 days? What leather item would Kate like to look like this summer? What's the difference between a chant and a cheer?

The answers to these questions, plus Matt starts selling aluminum foil, in today's show.

How did a color-changing cup make Kate drink too much? Are Matt and Kate capable of kids' craft projects? Is it helpful to have an app that tells you it is currently raining?

The answers to these questions, plus Ellen drama, in today's show.

When should you consider smoking cigarettes? Should you force children to go to Sunday Mass if they went to Mass at their Catholic school the week before? When is it acceptable to tase your mother?

The answers to these questions, plus the pitfalls of Live Photos, in today's show.