What bizarre side effect did Matt experience after his second vaccine dose? What is the official dessert of Matt and Kate? Why should selfies stay out of the bathroom?

The answers to these questions, plus sleeping in your clothes for the next day, in today's show.

What wearable item has more germs than your toilet seat? Why are Bill and Melinda Gates getting a divorce? How did Elon Musk do on SNL?

The answers to these questions, plus Matt tries saying "mommy" to his mom, in today's show.

Should Matt grow a rat tail? Would Kate make a good watergirl? Would you rather eat possum or raccoon?

The answers to these questions, plus sanitizing your coke nail before you pick your kid's nose, in today's show.

How is Kate feeling after vaccine shot 2? Which Matt and Kate cohost is disgusted by Nicholas Cage? Has Bennifer reunified?

The answer to these questions, plus senile dogs, in today's show.

Why does Matt need to put carrots on his eyes? Why should you source your raccoon meat from St. Joe? Which fast food place has its busiest day on Mother's Day?

The answers to these questions, plus Matt tries to stop Kate from saying "malarkey," in today's show.

Could a small child consume a five-pound bag of sugar? Did Abraham Lincoln do cocaine? Will Kate join Ashley Madison after Mother's Day?

The answers to these questions, plus Matt worries about being a stupid idiot, in today's show.

When did Matt most recently wet the bed? Why should you not throw cats into trees today? Where do hotdogs come from?

The answers to these questions, plus Kate's Mother's Day wishes, in today's show.

Why does Kate dislike Joe Buck? Is Taylor Swift more likely to do punk rock or gangsta rap? Has Kate locked herself in her new pantry yet?

The answers to these questions, plus Matt's struggle with windshield wipers, in today's show.

Is Fla-Vor-Ice the same thing as a popsicle? What is the origin of nar nar? Will Kate sit on her husband's lap as he mows?

The answers to these questions, plus Matt's cooking aspirations, in today's show.

Why should you wear a mask when on a Zoom call from your house? What do the numbers on a toaster mean? Should Matt get his pecks and glutes enhanced on the same day?

The answers to these questions, plus peanut butter fingers, in today's show.