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Why do you sleep less as you age? Who stares at guys' crotches more: women or men? Will Kate share her elf's email address?

The answers to these questions, the neighbor watches Matt mow the lawn, in today's show.

Do Matt and Kate find Fabio attractive? What is a fatberg? Which Matt and Kate cohost had to suffer growing up without dialup internet?

The answers to these questions, plus Kate makes the bed, in today's show.

How many more years will Kate feel guilty for returning an overcooked steak? Can Matt talk Kate into a reverse mortgage on her new house? Can Kate operate a scooter?

The answers to these questions, plus intimidating baristas, in today's show.

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Should guys critique women's hair? Can you keep butter at room temperature forever? Are Matt and Kate kosher?

The answers to these questions, plus Matt's old-man crush, on today's show.

What is Tab Bankruptcy? Why did Kate take her car through the wash two times in a five-minute span? Why does Matt want Kate to lose an arm?

The answers to these questions, plus being kind to yourself, in today's show.

How did the Calm app make Kate panic? Why does Matt seek Kate's husbands approval? What's indecent exposure?

The answers to these questions, plus a new phrase to embroider on your pillow, in today's show.

Would Matt and Kate spongebathe Arnold Schwarzenegger? Why are meteorologists denied access to radio station playlists? What would you do with that big fat butt?

The answers to these questions, plus Kate's reaction to the addition of "supposably" to the dictionary, in today's show.

What is the proper condiment placement on a cheeseburger? Does Kate owe her neighbors after they gave her a housewarming gift? Is it okay to use an app at the stoplight when you are driving?

The answers to these questions, plus Grandma's Pandemic Brownies, in today's show.

What's the latest from the alcoholic seltzer industry? Why can't Kate make banana bread? Should you eat unwrapped candy from a tiny vending machine?

The answers to these questions, plus confirmation bias, in today's show.

How has moving caused Kate to consume less booze? How many Hot and Ready pizzas can Matt take down in one sitting? Now that she's nearly moved out, how does Kate plan to use her empty apartment during the remaining two months on her lease?

The answers to these questions, plus J. Lo in a bathtub, in today's show.