Can Kate chug water? Why is Matt excited about the government looking to break up Facebook? Would you use a truck stop bidet?

The answers to these questions, plus keep the change you filthy animal, in today's show.

Are hots dogs and bologna the same thing? How does one discover that a peacock offers emotional support? Should Matt travel to Florida in these in-between times?

The answers to these questions, plus post-anesthesia stories, in today's show.

Which big Hollywood director is furious at HBO for releasing films straight to your TV? Which iconic movie scene do Matt and Kate fear on Smell-O-Vision? What do "foo foo" and "frou frou" mean?

The answers to these questions, plus Kate's sneaky deep freeze, in today's show.

Will Kate get a bidet for her new house? Can Matt still name all of Kate's future neighbors? Which Matt and Kate host is now shipping cookies?

The answers to these questions, plus how to match a scented candle with a friend, in today's show.

Do Matt and Kate have standard torsos? Should you be concerned about Ryan Reynolds pulling the strings on your dating life? Where does Kate's "me time" occur?

The answers to these questions, plus FUPA, in today's episode.

Do recliners solve health issues? Should Kate drink wine to fix her neck? What are the best cities for singles?

The answers to these questions, plus Oreos versus Hydrox, in today's show.

What word is Kate avoiding? What is Matt's boring reason for not going over the speed limit? Will Kate be Matt's chauffeur?

The answers to theses questions, plus how to handle a chatty cashier, in today's show.

Which A-list celebrity uses a Flowbee to cut his own hair? What's a Lutheran Roll? How is Kate like the Renaissance artist Michelangelo?

The answers to these questions, plus Matt tests his Dora the Explorer knowledge, in today's show.

What are the top gifts to give yourself? What kind of grass is Matt? Can Kate sing the entire Toys "R" Us jingle?

The answers to these questions, plus gifts for the alcoholic in your life, in today's show.

Would you rather buy a bag of salad or a bag of burgers? Does Matt enjoy being a buzzkill? What is a thought piece?

The answers to these questions, plus why you should engrave your initials on your duck boots, in today's show.