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What is the cry scale? What are Matt and Kate's New Year's resolutions? Why should you refer to snowmen as snowpeople?

The answers to these questions, plus wasted snow days, on today's show.

How many chins should you have? Did Kate have a fun time with her husband coming out of anesthesia? Why was security checking abs in Westport?

The answers to these questions, plus parade princesses, in today's show.

What feast does Kate have planned for Monty's post-colonoscopy Christmas Eve? Will Matt save Christmas? How can you best use gift wrapping to keep your kids away from you?

The answers to these questions, plus Matt tries to once again name Kate's future neighbors, and guess their home colors, in today's show.

Are Matt and Kate dreaming of a white Christmas? Do good fences make for good neighbors or will Kate be making enemies of her new neighbors? Should you hand out puppies?

The answers to these questions, plus Matt's disappointment with winter-time-celebrity Instagram, in today's show.

Why did Kate try to talk customers out of blue cheese during her days as a server? Do Matt and Kate dream to the TV shows they fall asleep to? How should you spend your empty calories?

The answers to these questions, plus Matt's resume, on today's show.

What would Matt say if he time traveled and talked to himself? What did Kate litter the highway with? Will Matt and Kate switch to Heaven's Gate apparel?

The answers to these questions, plus Matt beats the bots, in today's show.

How do you tell a coworker they literally stink? Should Matt be a Forensic Punctuationist? How does Ariel from The Little Mermaid perpetuate unattainable body image?

The answers to these questions, plus Handsome Marlon Brando, in today's show.

What should one do with leftover Thanksgiving-Halloween candy on Christmas day? What is the deadline to share Christmas-gift requests? What should we call "older people"?

The answers to these questions, plus paper plates vs whatever you call the ones you don't throw away, in today's show.

Will Matt soil himself in the car? Will Kate make Chinese lasagna? Will Matt and Kate get endorsement deals with McDonald's

The answers to these questions, plus the After Times at Dave & Buster's, in today's show.

Should men who look like Santa try to not look like Santa during non-Christmas times? How does Kate handle a sleepwalking husband? What is in Matt's relative's pants?

The answers to these questions, plus unlocked dorm rooms, in today's show.