Technopathic

Would you rather buy a bag of salad or a bag of burgers? Does Matt enjoy being a buzzkill? What is a thought piece?

The answers to these questions, plus why you should engrave your initials on your duck boots, in today's show.

What are Kate's upstairs neighbors doing to cause such a commotion? Can you develop a melatonin addiction? Do you need intestinal lining?

The answers to these questions, plus how to wrap gifts while drunk, in today's show.

Why is Jesus Christ Superstar hilarious? Should Kate show her horse-loving daughter the horse-head scene from The Godfather? How early is too early for New Year's resolutions?

The answers to these questions, plus how to keep condensation off your TupperwareⓇ lid, in today's episode.

Should you say "dumdum" and "dog doo"? What is an Oompa Loompa Toilet? Will Kate get Matt to play smooth jazz on a hit music station?

The answers to these questions, plus putting Pillsbury behind your ear, in today's episode.

What does your steering wheel grip say about your personality? What does Waffle House "Bacon and Kegs" beer taste like? Should you let the kids shame cigarette smokers?

The answers to these questions, plus how to keep Kate Time, in today's show.

Can Matt figure out how to send a Snap? What are some quality recipes that use Cheetos? How many rock stars have worn dresses?

The answers to these questions, plus the activities you do while you do The Dew, in today's episode.

Should you schedule time on your calendar for misdeeds? Should you get drunk and test drive a bathtub at Nebraska Furniture Mart? Other than dishes, what should you wash in your dishwasher?

The answers to these questions, plus Kate's friends throw dildo parties, in today's episode.

What are the most popular Thanksgiving sides by state? What novelty appliances should Kate get for her house? Should Kate be a copper thief?

The answers to these questions, plus the Matt and Kate Seal of Approval, on today's show.

What happened to Kate's Pinched Fingers emoji? What are the ingredients in Kate's Bucket O' Nutrients? What is the latest brand to fool Matt and Kate into free advertising?

The answers to these questions, plus updating Kate's iPhone software, on today's show.

What are Matt and Kate's favorite new emoji? What emoji should we look forward to next year? What is Kate's Bucket O' Nutrients?

The answers to these questions, plus caffeinated water, in today's show.