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When is it ok to curse in front of the kids? Does Oprah have dedicated reading glasses for the toilet? Should Kate make Christmas treats for her future neighbors?

The answers to these questions, plus British curse words, in today's show.

Is it ok to tattle on a tattletale, especially when the tattletale was worthy of being tattled on before the tattletale told? Why would a garage door opener not include the remote for your car? Will Matt remember the names of everyone in Kate's neighborhood?

The answers to these questions, plus the People of the Hole, in today's show.

Should you poll your Facebook friends to determine your home color? How many Harry Potter movies could Kate watch in the amount of time she spends in the car wash each month? Is 2020 a good year to quit wearing makeup forever?

The answers to these questions, plus Matt resists saying happy things in a grumpy voice, in today's show.

Do workplace-provided pastries motivate or discourage good work? What's easier to sell: alcohol or radio? What is the caveperson explanation for foot fetish?

The answers to these questions, plus Kate breaks her fast, in today's show.

How soon is too soon to buy candy after Halloween? What happened to the Sample Lady at Sam's Club? How should you repurpose your phone after you upgrade? Why is The McRib a seasonal item? Should Kate cook black beans on Facebook Live?

The answers to these questions, plus how to buy beef, in today's episode.

Will your Roomba teach the kids? What did you do in the year 2000 that is drastically different in 2020? Should Matt get a pet or a significant other? What is the bathroom fan really for? Is the Internet listening to you talk?

The answers to these questions, plus how to avoid people's butt sweat, in today's show.

What are the rules for gift giving during a pandemic? Who deserves credit for the good Christmas gifts: Kate or Santa? Do kids accept vacations and experiences as gifts? How do you wrap such a gift? How do you accept a present you hate?

The answers to these questions, plus Matt and Kate's plan to unite America, in today's show.

Would you rather date someone with Precious-Moment eyes or serial-killer eyes? Is the word "groovy" back in style? Does taco seasoning make a good gift? Did Kate use real brains or spaghetti in her Halloween bag o' tricks?

The answer to these questions, plus how to give presents to your postal employee, in today's episode.

Does one lose the taste for liquid sugar? What are the rules of a cookie exchange? Milk and cookies or wine and cookies? Should you watch a scary movie on Halloween or just watch the news? Who is more likely to take a pandemic vacation: Matt or Kate?

The answers to these questions, plus how to muffle your own covid-laced screams, in today's show.

Can you have a hangover after zero drinks? Are you allowed to give someone a bag of spaghetti? What is a Tupperware Friend? Does Kate have a tumor or is it not a tumor?

The answer to these questions, plus how to make stromboli out of crescent rolls, in today's episode.