Ted & Ed find themselves stuck in prison, but with a little help from a constipated wizard, they are able to escape in time to celebrate the podcast's anniversary -- although a little bit late -- in Germany.

If you're going to buy cheese for your salad, be careful what you season it with, especially if you buy your cheese from a cow with teleportation powers.

Obviously.

Jimmy and Johnny take over the show, which leads to a whole bunch of legal issues and some poetry-loving cows.

What starts with filibuster and ends with spork? Ted & Ed's list of their five favorite words, of course. Special song included, free of charge!

Ted & Ed have big plans for merchandising, but they need help with promotion, so they hire a world-famous and very prickly supermodel.

When you need a trim and a meal at the same time, you go see Boot. But there is a catch!

What do you do when it's Valentine's Day and your pet turkey is sick? You take him to Norman and Nestor’s Dentist for Birds and Other Things That Go Cluck, of course.

Ted goes searching for Ed, but not before meeting up with many of his friends at a party.

Ted & Ed answer your questions about mayonnaise, collections and groundhogs ... but then someone goes missing! 

Do Ted & Ed need an editor? You be the judge!