Our post-Oscars extravaganza in which we're visited by the wise and tolerant floating heads of Planet Woke, Cyndi Lauper commandeers a time-traveling DeLorean, and Dan and Lauren take a stab at presenting an Academy Award. It does not go well.

Jennifer Lawrence reveals her true form, some characters from previous episodes return to complicate their own mythologies, Dan takes his Zicam, and Lauren tells the Internet to "Chill the F--- Out." Plus selected readings from The Super Bowl Shuffle.

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Titled Sketch Project

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2 Girls 1 Pup Pupcast

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In honor of President's Day, Lauren and Dan bring in America's last president (and by "last" we mean "final"). They also do a bunch of puns about the female anatomy, talk about improv for way longer than anyone wants, and Dan gives the world's whitest review of Black Panther.

Our Valentine's Day episode! We interview the inventor of Sweetest Day, an actual holiday celebrated in the Midwest, a young Han and Chewie explore more than just the galaxy, and Lauren fiddles with her zipper. Also, some Olympics s--- to goose the analytics.

Jesus conducts some business, Lauren gets *very* excited about a sex scene featuring two women named Rachel, Dan fails to explain "the memo," and Lauren almost predicts the exact outcome of Superbowl LII.

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Flans on the Street: https://youtu.be/2uRA7XpT0JA

Disobedience: https://youtu.be/NpKiUPrNl3Y

The Beatles have it out with their manager Reggie, Lauren breaks up with her own existence, and Pierro finds the courage to express his anal glands.

Oh, and more. Obviously.

Our heroes tackle the Women's March, Lauren's disturbing landlord, the aliens from Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey, and develop their pitch for the CBS series Older Lady Lawyer.

Warning: this episode contains several attempts at rap.

Lauren and Dan interview the woman whose real life inspired The Shape of Water and the dipstick who accidentally sent that Hawaiian nuclear alert.