Back from Portugal and absolutely banjaxed, Terrie and David sit on the couch doing a full post-holiday debrief: too much travel, too many jobs, a front door full of packages, and the strong realisation that the kids mightn’t see another holiday till they’re 16 or 17.

They get into the chaos of “family holidays” — the constant complaining, naps getting ruined, apartments vs hotels, and why the heat nearly finished them.

Plus: the Faro Airport queue from hell with private-jet VIP drama, Terrie’s Aldi “supermarket sweep”, a chaotic birthday dinner, and David’s mysteriously purple finger.

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Terrie and David are back, absolutely shattered after a 3-hours-there-4-hours-back family spin to Roe Valley — and David’s still raging that nobody offered to drive while he tried to “keep everyone alive” on the motorway.

There’s car-charge stops, Myles turning into a demon the second he wakes up, and Sydney proving she’s Terrie's ride-or-die… while also being fully ready to call 999 because “the guard knows me.”

They chat hormones, being type A vs type “can’t exist,” Love Island drama (justice for Charlene Murphy), and a listener dilemma about jealousy in friendships.

Plus: curly toenails, foot-rot accusations, and the chaos that is Terrie’s “makeup room” dump.

Terrie and David are back from the cruise and giving you a rundown on the absolute carnage — from the *massive* Legend of the Seas (20 floors, drones, YouTubers with security, and a buffet so good they barely left it) to why they’re already plotting a Caribbean one next year.

They get weirdly deep about how a ship that weighs 248,000 tons can even float… and then swing straight back into reality: Myles is crawling, head-banging for reactions, and Jake is apparently “getting a bit senile”.

Plus: the Ryanair seat scam rant, the motion-sensor toilet door disaster, and Rome in a heatwave nearly ending the marriage over a €5 bottle of water.

Terrie and David are recording on borrowed time Sydney’s watching a movie, Myles is finally napping, and they’ve just realised they nearly forgot to record… while also packing for their first ever cruise!

Terrie and David are back from Mallorca and running on fumes — craving silence, but somehow still arguing about underwear, laundry pick-ups, and David’s commitment to going commando.

They recap the trip chaos: Ryanair seat drama with the kids, the “would you move?” plane debate, and why an adults-only flight might actually make sense.

On holiday highlights (and lowlights): a first-night dinner disaster, Terrie buying a full-size inflatable dolphin, Sydney’s four-and-three-quarters impatience, and the beach day from hell — wind tunnel Miles, melon-man soundtrack, and digging up Paw Patrol rubble.

Plus: the infamous pool incident… and a listener story that ends in accidental public humiliation on a silent bus.